Fred's ready for the Superbowl

power tools and dildos


Submitted on Feb 1, 2018WTF
Points: 18

Fred's ready for the Superbowl

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  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Don't forget the Cohibas this year. Those Tiparillos don't do the job

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wow, you have to enter your age just to see the website

    I feel like a 9 year old on a porno bender

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I honestly don't know if that's true.

    I like beer. Never felt tempted to visit a beer's website though.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    in 2018,kids the age of 13-14-15 and younger, have yet to figure out how to input a birth date,that would signify that they were older than the requisite,21 years

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    which orifice you using it in and what will the jizz content be off this cockamole youre whipping up...faggles awaits your answer

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What the hell is that black thing with the plastic wrap and pump on?

    Just...asking for a friend.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    am I skinny enough now that beer affects me before I drink 12 of them?

    I swear I just read on "Recent Comments" somewhere... a comment that said FUCK THE PATRIOTS

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ...but it was Fred's New Plates

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "5 foot of water shit".

    Is someone searching for my blog?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You know what's not in pervspy? YOUR FACE

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    why would it be? just a boner alt like everyone else.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Your username already gave that identity away.

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    you'll be sorry you didnt go with DeWalt when that Black & Dicker electrocutes your puccie..oh wait

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  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    In my experience, it's only safe to use dildos with balls on them, because otherwise they can slide right up inside ya and that's a story ya don't want tha ER staff to have to find out when ya can't shit the fucker back out.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    But you'd give them a good chuckle, and that would make you a good person.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    I, for one, welcome seeing Bathmofat in anus surgery

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