Barret lending a hand

helping hand

Mucho User fatbastard
Submitted on Feb 22, 2018Nature is Metal
Points: 18
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Tags:barrethandorangutansextherapist· 32 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You just looked so lonely in there. 0:33, and it was hard to resist that look of passion.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Bestiality ? All I see is hand rape. Great sub Mr Bastard.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Id say this is borderlining on bestiality, but barely within the limit.

    Bono shall make the final call.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    All the primates you've been with were bigger

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey Boner, how is the ad thing going anyway?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Kind of eye opening how little you make with ads. It's one or two pennies per 1,000 views. That's for random "filler" ads that the network runs on all NSFW websites. They are typically low quality and low cost.

    Long term, our buyrate will go up. More eyes on ads usually mean more advertisers interested in targeting us. Instead of paying by click or impression, they reserve space on the website for a certain amount of time.

    I wouldn't be surprised if yak made several hundred dollars a month off lurkers during MS's prime. I just have to balance that with the cost of hosting a website that is growing exponentially.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    For example the cost of the worldwide CDN quadrupled in the last month and a half. So I made a tweak to it the other day... Notice anything significant?

    I haven't... I'm beginning to think propagating every upload to every corner of earth was a giant waste of money, lol

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm noticing that today that my net sucks, I'm having MS loading times on videos. Some vids just load a few seconds then stop. Facebook does load though, usually its the other way around.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was afraid of that, but I have to keep in mind that your net usability is basically worst-case-scenario for anyone

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I will try to find a happy middle ground

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret cancels pro subscription

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    On a sidenote, fuck this thai whore landlord of mine that can only communicate through stickers. Barrett Taco-Out, see ya in 9-12 hours.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hey Barret, did you hear that the USA won the gold medal in curling, knocking off the #1 favorite, Sweden?

    It was an incredible underdog story and we were at a huge disadvantage.

    See, the American guys were speaking English, so the Swedes could understand their strategy. But the Swedish were speaking Arabic, so it was hard to decipher.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The swedes beat us out now? Damn... That's all i care about really.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm just back here to lol at OP's comment again.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nothing gets past you detective, except muchokills.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The Dude only wanted to help, probably by regurgitating acid on one of you.

    Like1STFU0#124551