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Bad dog!

Noodley dog doesn't play well with other dog, gotta save the good boy

Submitted on Feb 28, 2018Nature is Metal

Points: 20

Tags:snake constrictor dog shithole· 35 comments

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Zucker
T0llb00thwillie🎂
all's you needed to do is get a finger in it's butthole
Like2STFU0#130268 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
That wasn't your finger
Like1STFU1#1247448 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
Prepost
Like1STFU0#1382308 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Precum
Like0STFU0#1382318 years ago
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
John Cleese is running out of material.
Like0STFU0#130288 years ago
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CartersBird
This reference is so out of left field.
Is there a Monty Python sketch I'm forgetting that is somehow related to this?
Like1STFU0#1248488 years ago
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Barret
When it comes to yyody and rOSTER, i try not to ask questions.
Like1STFU0#1248498 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i think you're taking it too literally
Like0STFU0#1248508 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
or... not literally enough
Like0STFU0#1248518 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
the snake is a python, i dunno
fuck
Like4STFU0#1248528 years ago
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CartersBird
Man... either Uuoody's comment is really stupid or I am.
Like1STFU0#1248538 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
it can be both 8)
Like0STFU0#1248568 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
it got me too... outwitted by truckstop bones...
Like0STFU0#1249268 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
obviously the answer is only his mind is simple enough to understand such a direct comparison. us megabrains are used to nuance and layered metaphors.
Like0STFU0#1249278 years ago
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Bono
was about to be all 8(
Like0STFU0#130358 years ago
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Bono
but luckily 8)
Like2STFU1#1247428 years ago
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Tigeriger
Happy for Dog, but humans should be clubbed for clubbing the snake.
Like0STFU0#1247538 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
like boner said... snakes gotta go, its a goddamn man eater
Like0STFU0#1247588 years ago
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Tigeriger
So is DrGiggles, does he have go too ? Snake gotta eat man, snake gotta eat.
Like0STFU0#1247648 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
DrGiggles needs to go regardless
Like1STFU0#1248548 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i just worry that i will miss him
Like1STFU0#1248558 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Give it a cat
Like1STFU0#130368 years ago
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Barret
or one of those zucker noobs
Like1STFU0#1247508 years ago
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DrGiggles
did they really need to kill it ?
Like0STFU2#130398 years ago
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Bono
if it can eat a dog it can eat a baby.
Like0STFU0#1247478 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Sub it
Like3STFU0#1247498 years ago
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Barret
Title and description made by Sealbasher.
Like0STFU0#130418 years ago
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Bono
I wonder...
Like0STFU0#1247518 years ago
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DrGiggles
I hope not
Like0STFU1#1247618 years ago
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Barret
I always wanted to wrestle one of these bastards.
Like0STFU1#130498 years ago
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Barret
I know it probably wouldn't end well, but it would be worth it for the fun.
This would be my theme song before the match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
Like1STFU0#1247658 years ago
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Barret
Fu bono!
Like0STFU0#1247668 years ago
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Gingernuts2712
Some good eatin there.
Like1STFU0#131088 years ago
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Boots too.
Like0STFU0#1274038 years ago
Noob
Scaldyballs
Thats one lucky dog. No need to hop the head of the snake though, its wild for fuck sake what else was it supposed to do for food.
Like0STFU0#135038 years ago