Nearly Dead Compilation

Ban cars!

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Mar 2, 2018NSFL
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Tags:driving is not safe for lifecrashesRTA'strucklorryfirestupid· 67 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like how the truck driver at 1:05 didn't give a fuck about the woman he nearly killed.

    Like0STFU0#13196
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono, if you're not working on comments, at least have the decency to fix timestamps.

    Like0STFU0#125063
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    We need to get a signature campaign going over this shit.

    or have a complaints/suggestions page.

    Like0STFU0#125064
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I have a job and life nigger

    Like0STFU0#125077
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't turn me into Whunu

    Like0STFU0#125078
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    there are far worse things in the world than being whunu

    Like0STFU1#125081
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    WELL SORRY UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE I HAVE A JOB AND WORK FOR MONEY AND ALSO MY PENIS IS A GROWER NOT A SHOWER REEEEE

    Like2STFU1#125082
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hahahaha. I feel your pain, about the grower part.

    Like0STFU0#125085
    Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    What does a life nigger do for you, teach you how to rap, pick out a good watermelon at the store

    Like0STFU0#125146
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    maybe he can explain what "a life nigger" is

    Like0STFU0#125147
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    When I was a kid Jeremy Beadle would give you £200 for sending in shit like this. I think he had 1 tiny sex hand or something.

    Like2STFU0#13197
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Jeremy Beadle knew my father better than I did... 8(

    Like0STFU0#125054
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yes, my father was on Beadle's About. And I don't know my father myself. Fucked up right?

    Like0STFU0#125055
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Watch out! Beadle's About. Watch out! Beadle's About. Well you better watch out! MD's dad's not about!

    That sucked.

    Like1STFU0#125057
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Take the 27 worst mass shooters in United States history.

    26 of them weren't raised by their biological fathers.

    Like0STFU0#125058
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Shit man, the video used to be on youtube... I should have subbed it long ago.

    Like0STFU0#125060
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Been like 20 years since they sent that show on norfag tv, but still remember that damn intro. Also, Sledgehammer.

    Yeah MD did good not killing masses yet.

    Like1STFU0#125061
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Show was massive, didn't know it hit the arctic circle though.

    Like0STFU0#125062
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I ain't gonna kill nobody. Ain't nothing tough or clever about killing innocent people.

    Like0STFU0#125068
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    but then mine kids don't know me.. so fuck him

    Like0STFU1#125074
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I kinda felt bad about not talking to my dad for 15+ years, but then again, giggle's kids hate him too, so fuck him.

    Like1STFU0#125076
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I finally understand the bond that makes giggles and whunu friends. Both abandoned by everyone they loved.

    Like0STFU0#125080
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I just found the video. It's still online! Incoming!

    Like0STFU0#125088
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Your claim to fame is finally here.

    :(

    Like0STFU0#125094
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I finally understand the bond that makes md and punky friends.

    Like0STFU2#125095
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Barret just ignores STUFFs. Time to break open a can of whoopass.

    Like0STFU0#125098
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If its a comfort, my room has become invaded with ants. I keep spraying them, but the day after I find a new invasion. Sometimes I can feel things crawling over me in this bed, but its usually just tiny mosquitoes or spiders.

    Like1STFU0#125099
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    How is your mother's vagina doing these days bro?

    Like1STFU0#125100
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    We are all in pretty much the same boat I guess.

    Like0STFU0#125101
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like your new Bart Simpson avy

    Like1STFU0#125103
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You're such an asshole today

    Like0STFU0#125104
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    My jokes kinda snowball out of control sometimes. See: The pole.

    Like0STFU0#125105
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Anyway, wtf was going on in the last scene with the fire? Looked like some exaggerated action movie sequence.

    Like0STFU0#13203
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Someone drove over a large gasoline spill after it began turning to vapor. The heat of an engine was enough to ignite it.

    It looked really bad but I read nobody died

    Like3STFU0#125073
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you stick to public transport makodragon

    Like0STFU0#13205
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just waiting for his mate's bus pass

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that first idiot shouldn't be overtaking in snow

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    whens that bigass fireball happen ? I aint got time to watch all of this

    Like0STFU1#13209
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Pretending your time is worth anything... this is the funniest Giggles comment maybe ever

    Like2STFU0#125083
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I understand how you feel, i wish timestamps and comment/sub indexing worked too.

    Like0STFU1#125087
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You mean video timestamps

    Like1STFU0#125089