Let's cut open a tumor!

Human baby? Dog uterus? Who knows?!

Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Mar 4, 2018Gross
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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wish there was an X-man that had the power to instantly grow tumors at will.

    It may sound silly, but it would be really versatile.

    You try to punch him, and he grows a defensive tumor and it explodes in your face.

    He needs to get around quickly, so he grows tumors under his feet and uses them to bounce, once again exploding every time he hits the ground.

    He can throw tumors at you. Leaving you blind and disgusted.

    He can shield you and your friends by growing a giant tumor around you, this requires a bit of stamina though, and you risk drowning in the goo if you don't get out.

    Can break a high fall, even from an airplane.

    I'm sure many more useful skills.

    THE THAUMATURGIC TUMOR MAN

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    These things are always way more disgusting when watched on a full stomach.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    An artists depiction of what it feels like when you read a joke thread on the official dungeons and dragons facebook group, and half the comments are mods muting people for using offensive words.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Joined specifically because I heard it was the most cucked group on facebook, i was not disappointed, yet, very disappointed.

    Bono did you ever get in?

    Yeah you have to answer a moral test form.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    By the way. 3.5 master race.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    like either of you could pass a morality check.

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  • Mucho User TheallmightytoasterNoob

    Theallmightytoaster

    I had one of these the size of a grapefruit removed feb '18. I told them I wanted pictures or to keep it but the bastards said no

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