Coconut Smashing

Going for that sweet world record...

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Mar 6, 2018Funny
Points: 11
▲▼
Tags:failcoconutsmartial artssmashingworld record· 26 comments

26 Comments

You must be logged in to comment.

  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Zero is a word count

    Like0STFU0#125527
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    His campaign song:....

    Down at an English fair, one evening I was there

    When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare

    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

    There they are, all standing in a row

    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

    Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist

    That's what the showman said

    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

    Every ball you throw will make me rich

    There stands me wife, the idol of me life

    Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch

    Like0STFU0#125528
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    The International Society For the Humane Treatment of Coconuts has certified that no actual coconuts were harmed during this debacle.

    Like0STFU0#13488
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Are your hands ok?

    They are not too ok.

    lololol

    They need to pick and even more damaging table next time, or put the coconuts on spikes.

    Like0STFU0#14795
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    *also known as Jones Makes A Mucho Spam.

    Like0STFU0#14796
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't know whether he is actually old, but he has the spirit or a mean old cunt.

    Like0STFU0#127518
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oster is shaped like a skeleton, CB isn't Oster

    Like0STFU1#127521
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Unless Oster was lying about being 6'5" and 67 pounds

    Like0STFU0#127522