UUoody's Life Metaphor Challenge

Generate a little chaos


Submitted on Mar 20, 2018User Challenges
Points: 26

Tags:uuoodypendulumlife metaphor· 69 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think I see Jesus in there

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  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    You could have demonstrated this with your saggy balls.....

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    How the fuck am I supposed to build a life metaphor machine?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    First part of the challenge is to make it to 70 I guess.

    Only then will you know.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's not really how you do a green screen.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll try to find a way to build a machine where your tacky Persian fuckface ex-boss files a false criminal complaint to get you expelled from a government building and ruin the next year and a half of your life

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll need lots of rubber bands

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I read that as tacky persian truckdriver for some reason.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    I have the time and a mechanical engineering degree.......let's make it a father/son science project. :)

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Uuoody remind me to tell you the story of the Physics Olympics someday

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono already made MZ so he's ahead of the game.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nmk?

    What's the matter lassie? Is Namek exploding again?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Honestly I'm working on 4 different things that need to release at the same time

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    3 of them will turn MZ into Mucho Prime

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The 4th will truly turn me into yak

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    you're going to grow a beard and start putting viruses on your website?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'd love to see Bono try to grow a beard. His face would look like a chink's arsehole.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So he's making pro with 3 kinds of features.

    The imagination runs wild.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    it sounds weird but I have faith in the squirrelly fucker to make MZ way less jewey

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    At most 25% as jewey

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wonder how many of those features happened.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So is the challenge to....build something? Do something to change life and make it unpredictable?

    * Barret looks around and feels his work is done

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    I think living in Thailand, you have added more than enough chaos to meet the challenge. Way to go, dude.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only 3 months left until I gotta go back to civilized lands, feels like going back to jail.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Woody is a charismatic old lady.

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Hey Woody are you an engineer or something? You seem badass like that

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    You can come play with mine anytime. Really, I attached it to a lally column in my workshop so I can give it a flip each time I walk by. I figure it will give me something to do while waiting to die. ;)

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i can't tell if you have a sardonic sense of humor or if you are calling us for help.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Life, as most people know isn't real. It turns out that no matter what you do, in the long term, it just doesn't matter. So just keep busy, have fun, and pass the time until you cease to exist. I vote for sardonic.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good. You got the joke Whunu.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    call me whunu again and i'll start over explaining every joke you make, telling you why my version is funnier because i spent ___ years as a professional truck driving entymologist lawyer

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I can't do puns, but I do recognize words. Sometimes.

    Find, you win this one....but it will not be forgotten.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Now I remember how much I don't miss that guy and his math skills.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I remember that discussion... holy fuck

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I wouldn't relive it for 1.000.000 dollars

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    If you go behind curtain #1 your life will have the chaos you desire

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  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Wait... read it wrong.

    I hope it made you happy for a moment Uuoody.

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