Tom Pearl Eats A Footlong Piece Of Shit
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megaFAGGOT
Giggles got his like.
Now the scarecrow can get his brain, and MD can get his fat ugly wench who eats ass...
tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds
My name is Tom Pearl. I use my real name because I am proud to be a shit eater and a piss drinker.
glandmilker
I am guessing a golden goblet of piss tastes pretty good after a turd feast
tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds
If it wasn't for that rancid piss, I don't think I could have eaten all that shit because it was really bitter. I didn't take a shit for a really long time hoping I would have a plate full of delicious shit. It wasn't delicious this time.
Barret
Do you find your diet affects the flavor? What kind of food seems to work best? I once saw an interview of a German porn actress saying that she preferred to eat male shit, because they have meatier and spicier diets, causing the shit to taste better then women and their light salad diets.
Men....Even our turds are superior.
tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds
Yes, my diet impacts the flavor my shit. I learned last night at 4:00 am ET when I made the video, the amount of time I hold the shit in my ass affects the flavor.
makodragon
"It wasn't delicious this time."
At no time have you ever convincingly shown that you're enjoying eating shit. It's always gagging and retching. Next time, I wanna see you say "Mmmm this is some delicious shit" and have a convincing expression.
You can't though.
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
do a smile with shit in your teeth where it looks like you've just been eating oreos.
tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds
I am planning to do an exclusive video for Zucko the next time I have real bad diarrhea and it comes out in a big blast. I will say this is an exclusive video for Zucko.
PunkyBruiser
WOW! Team Shit now has 48 points!
If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!
om Pearl Chokes Down A Footlong Piece Of Bitter Shit