Tom Pearl Eats A Footlong Piece Of Shit

om Pearl Chokes Down A Footlong Piece Of Bitter Shit


Submitted on Apr 7, 2018Freak Porn
Points: 17


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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    ... to join Tom for dinner at his place

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Giggles got his like.

    Now the scarecrow can get his brain, and MD can get his fat ugly wench who eats ass...

    Like1STFU0#128335
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Let me be the first.

    To say that you are a great human being Tom Perl.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If that is actually you. We don't know.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    But how do we know its the real Tom Pearl and not someone reposting his work?

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Truly need a wine glass to appreciate the full flavor of human piss.

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    Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    I am guessing a golden goblet of piss tastes pretty good after a turd feast

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    Mucho User tompearlNoob

    tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds

    If it wasn't for that rancid piss, I don't think I could have eaten all that shit because it was really bitter. I didn't take a shit for a really long time hoping I would have a plate full of delicious shit. It wasn't delicious this time.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Do you find your diet affects the flavor? What kind of food seems to work best? I once saw an interview of a German porn actress saying that she preferred to eat male shit, because they have meatier and spicier diets, causing the shit to taste better then women and their light salad diets.

    Men....Even our turds are superior.

    Like2STFU0#128293
    Mucho User tompearlNoob

    tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds

    Yes, my diet impacts the flavor my shit. I learned last night at 4:00 am ET when I made the video, the amount of time I hold the shit in my ass affects the flavor.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hm, yeah i suppose that would make it more rancid.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "It wasn't delicious this time."

    At no time have you ever convincingly shown that you're enjoying eating shit. It's always gagging and retching. Next time, I wanna see you say "Mmmm this is some delicious shit" and have a convincing expression.

    You can't though.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and now the attention whoring begins,,,, fuck this moronic place

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I thought you were leaving...

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im waiting to see more shit-sucking from you lot

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    * Bono uses double straws for the shitsucking feast

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * makodragon draws it

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Id take one Tom Pearl over 10 Dr.Giggles any day.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I guess this faggot doesn't get enough attention on the other sites he visits

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I love this man... Tom you legend, if you ever read this and feel like it, we would love a video with a sign or shoutout.

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    Mucho User tompearlNoob

    tompearlthe Devourer of Worlds

    I am planning to do an exclusive video for Zucko the next time I have real bad diarrhea and it comes out in a big blast. I will say this is an exclusive video for Zucko.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I can't wait. Will be one of the highlights of the history of the site.

    Man. That says more about us really.

    Like2STFU0#128308
  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    I hope this guy chokes to death on a piece of constipated shit........

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I just noticed the part where he said that he let the piss sit for 6-7 hours so it would taste extra rancid. Nice touch.

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  • Mucho User PunkyBruiserAdmin

    PunkyBruiser

    WOW! Team Shit now has 48 points!

    If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

    Like0STFU0#128700