Makodragon Training Video

Just be glad I didn't upload the FatMoFat training video.


Submitted on Apr 11, 2018Freak Porn
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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    10.

    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!

    10 Barret subs today!

    Please remember to like and subscribe.

    If this comment gets 7 likes I shall upload the Fatmofat training video as well! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Damn, now we will never know what the Fatmofat training video was.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's just precautionary. Your twisted porn will likely be back up once Bono makes an appearance.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    with a sober mind, I'd rather not have any attempted depiction of beastiality... or what was technically a babydick, even though it wasn't even close to CP.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    inb4 SC quits over too strict rules.

    Hmmmm.

    ScarletCrusader....SC...StrayCrayons....

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    everyone gather round, Barret is having a vision.

    Tell us what you see bro!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Give me 10 minutes and ill write it down.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If he gets mad about "censorship" he's a big dumby butt

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Scarlet if you read this, just stop posting stuff that dances around the rules pls

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    ha ... seems like it danced on the wrong side of the rules. personally I think it shouldn't have gotten deleted.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's easy to say when it's not your arse or business on the line.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The kid post was obviously not porn, and the cat obviously was long dead.

    I think Boner has to consider certain copyright trolls and the like... he built your secret clubhouse feature because of it.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    He does whatever gives him the lowest chance of being bothered... can't say I blame him.

    Does he make money off MZ?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MZ loses money, its just not very significant

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    Mucho User ScarletCrusaderZucker

    ScarletCrusader

    I'll never quit due to whiny admins. The cat wasn't even alive, and was dead and rotting. I didn't think that would break the ToS

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Legally its still bad I guess. Like if he was fucking that dead baby it would still be prison time worthy, even though its dead.

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    Mucho User ScarletCrusaderZucker

    ScarletCrusader

    What dead baby? Shit just realized my fruit-rollup post was deleted. Man I thought eFukt was bad, but this is just ridiculous.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If by bad you mean, not wanting to get in legal trouble, then yes.

    Its likely that we have a couple of butthurt fags that observe the site and report shit if they have the chance.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono wanna get in chat when you have the chance? Quit being so anti-social.

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    Mucho User ScarletCrusaderZucker

    ScarletCrusader

    By bad I meant deletes that make no sense or due to whiny fags and that the site isn't as good as it used to be. It's the exact reason I came here

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I support your posts in spirit.

    The fact remains that historically, on sites like this, babies and beasts lead to legal trouble or just general shitfuckery.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ScarletCrusader is an idiot by the way.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey Boner, since you're already here... you might as well upvote my shit. :))))))

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Japs. Beating worthless whores is ok, as long as you blur the poon hole.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Makosogyny... you speak English good for a double foreigner.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Was trying to copy MDs tag, but failed to spell it correctly.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Not a bad theory. Over 15 years later America still jerks it to 911.

    Imagine your grandaddy being alive for nukes. Japan must be in a weird place mentally.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah just look at fallout, the people are crazy.

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  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Great sub barret ! But those cheap bastard japs and their standard pixels are shit ! Jazz up those mutherfookin' pixels !

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    For Makodragon, I'm writing down my walkabout spirit journey from the other day.

    I had been drinking all day, it was 4 in the morning and most of Walking Street, the biggest most famous whorestreet of the world, was closing down. Only the most hardcore clubs remained. I had been drinking all day, and was ready to go home for sleep hours ago.

    I had been sitting by myself on the side of the road for a couple of hours already, observing the hookers at work, the chinese tourists looking bewildered, and now, the leftover girls were heading home. Some drunk, some disappointed they didn't hook a victim for the night.

    One particular girl is crying out loud while walking, her face pointed upwards to the sky, Whaaaaaaaaaaa. How does she not get hurt doing this? Have seen her do this before, I believe it is her sthick. No one cares.

    A couple of gruesome and overweight ladyboys gives me the bedroom eyes, only the latest of many that night. I carefully give them the nah-thanks-i'm-good eyes in return, luckily they go away without any trouble.

    I get it into my head that it would be a wonderful idea to drunkenly walk up the entire beach road, the main road of Pattaya. It can't be that far? I'm fat and need the exercise anyway.

    I shamble out of walking street and hit the beach, it felt oddly empty and dark compared to the rest of the city. At daytime you can't walk 20 meters without someone trying to sell you something, this will be a delight.

    Rats scurry across the sand, happy to have the beach all to themselves, feeding on the leftovers of todays tourism. Even when I can't see them, I can hear them squeaking in joy.

    A father is taking his kids to go swim in the sewer infested water, that even most noob tourists know to avoid swimming in. Some sole Thai's are fishing, and digging for shellfish.

    Sporadic hookers along the beach try to stop me, hey handsome man? Long hair. Want some boom boom? I LOVE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I like your long haaaaaair. With one exception, hey are all gross, old, fat, these are the girls that are too ugly, crazy or diseased to get a job in a regular bar. The non-gross one is probably the biggest nutjob. I move on.

    Now and then I see some Thai people passed out, a couple seemed to have randomly fallen asleep while leaning to a wall. One in a close street is sleeping while standing inside a phone booth, how is this even possible? Some have brought blankets and are sleeping on the benches, or on the pedestals under the statues, all hail the king and his war horse! It kinda looked like a retarded pony. I chuckle to myself like a faggot, knowing that I could get arrested if I said this out loud.

    A couple of guys try to sell me some weed and coke. The weed is tempting, but its probably just wrapped up cigarette paper, like the last time I gambled on it.

    One kinda decent looking girl is sitting on the sidewalk, drinking, her 5 year old looking son is sitting next to her, looking bored. "Want some boom boom?". Jesus fuck, no thanks, I'm still good... Was she going to bring the kid along or leave him on the sidewalk? Don't really want to know.

    The only place that looked open apart from the 7/11s was the empty 24 hour Burger King. 350 baht for a burger? That's even more expensive then back home? I could buy 2 steaks for 60 baht at the supermarket.

    Suddenly, a gaggle of actually hot hookers appear, hm, I must be nearing Soi 6, the other famous but more filthy sex street of Pattaya, oh, yeah all ladyboys, of course.

    It took about an hour, but I'm starting to hit the end of the beach, someone converted what looks like an old cruise boat into a hotel, neat. I'm sobering up.

    A few workers in orange punky vests is brushing the road, what a job, its huge. Some people are actually raking the sand on the beach, they must wanna make it look nice for the tourists tomorrow. These guys live of renting out plastic chairs, selling coconut drinks, and running across the road to order food for the tourists. It seems that some of them live right there on the beach, staying at night to make sure no one steals the chairs I guess. At least it saves on rent. What a life.

    This country is so fucked up. I <3 Thailand.

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