Mesmerizing moves

Ass fuck with extreme motion


Submitted on Apr 21, 2018Normal Porn
Points: 10

Mesmerizing moves
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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    would be better with a bobblehead glued to a cheek

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This is fucking sexy.

    Where's my bitch when I need her? Women are shit.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Must... not... wank.

    Must stay strong and save my sex energy for my whore.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I stopped taking my meds because they were giving me whisky dick. Now I feel like shit, but am power-horny.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So right about 8 1/2 months until the kid pops out right?

    Seriously though, take care mate.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's all good, I used my wood carving knife to scrape off all the hardened resin from my weed grinder. Got 3 spliffs out of it. Now I feel much better 8)

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    3. Number 3.

    Todays number is number 3.

    In the last week i managed to get myself in 3 fights. 2 verbal and one physical, with 3 arab looking chads. Didn't even know they had chads.

    Results: One free watergun. Cut on my upper lip, pain in my right ear, a limp due to sprained knee, a cold, banged the hottest go go girl yet, probably some STDs from licking her out, and got myself banned from the local restaurant.

    I'm ok though, was well worth it.

    #funfun

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can you get pain in your ear canals from having a cold? I noticed a lot of people get ear infections after songkran due to the dirty water people splash in there.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Might give that a go once I get bored of Score! Match. It's a footie game, but well addictive. Like, your players level up and shit.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Occam's razor suggests that the latter is the the likely cause of your ear pain.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Occam's razor, what is that? Some kind of cam site for cutters?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I can probably buy some eardrops for that at the apothecary I hope.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Lol. Apothecary? I can't work out if you are using medieval RPG terms or if it's your scandiness.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Here in the imperial world, we say chemist's. Pharmacy is the new Americanized way of referring to it.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Pharmacy was third on my list, drug store 4. Chemist's sounds like something someone working there would call it to sound more important.

    "Yeah I'm a chemist".

    "What do you do?".

    "Sell over the counter drugs".

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    "Ockham's Razor is the principle of parsimony or simplicity according to which the simpler theory is more likely to be true."

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And I've been spelling it Occam all this time. That's what happens when you learn shit through podcasts.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    ...But a chemist's sells prescription drugs. 8/

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