Girl Of My Dreams

MILFy expresses her dissatisfaction with customer service

Mucho User JordanSimms
Submitted on May 15, 2018Funny
Points: 28
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Tags:milfrestaurantpissedloafpinched a loafwiped upmarriage material· 56 comments

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yo Barret, do we instaban this fuck or what?

    Like1STFU0#131505
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You can do it since I already banned a fuck today.

    That's right Barret, you get to ban your favourite fucktroll.

    Like0STFU0#131506
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That would be funny, but I'll leave it to Boner I guess. Might as well give TR a chance to remind everyone why he was banned.

    Like0STFU0#131507
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Was he unbanned? I'm 70% sure he was banned. Maybe it ran out. We need a good old fashioned ban list with dates and reasoning, like good old ms.

    Like0STFU0#131509
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    He's already pissed me off. So lets see if he can stay on your good side. Your love can save him.

    Like0STFU0#131510
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Or some shit. Either way, it's entertaining for me.

    Like0STFU0#131511
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Looking at his comment history for 10 second was already enough to give me the shits.

    Like0STFU0#131514
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I read his last comment 5 months ago. Some bollocks reply to an unspoken question.

    Like0STFU0#131515
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What does TR has to say about this I wonder, he went quiet so quickly, almost...disappointingly quickly. Did he get banned for doxing or just for being TR? If it was the former he should just be re-banned immediately.

    Like0STFU0#131516
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Looks like he's been unbanned for like, 5 months at least. Best to leave him to cut his own throat.

    Like0STFU0#131518
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    What kind of retard fucks up the name of his alt?

    Like0STFU0#131538
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I admire his restraint tbh, he never made a single comment

    Like0STFU0#131582
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol, was hoping for that. Bet she's a fun lay.

    Like0STFU0#17046
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "fun"

    She threw her own shit at a worker on minimum wage.

    Like0STFU0#131521
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So she's probably up for anal, scat, and public humiliation.

    Like1STFU0#131522
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    and minimum wage people are like Zuckers, hardly worthy of human rights.

    Like0STFU0#131523
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Well what I would call her is wife-beating material.

    Like1STFU0#131524
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Actually didn't notice that she threw the damn thing, lol.

    Like0STFU0#131525
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This is the type of women that pushes someone into beating the shit out of her, then divorces him for everything he worked for.

    Like0STFU0#131527
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah she would call the cops when you finally punch her back, and then the pigs would come arrest you, even though you're covered in blue and yellow marks, bruises, an ironing machine shaped bruise and shit stains, because she has a tiny cut on her clit.

    Like0STFU0#131528
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ironing machine shaped burn mark*

    Like0STFU0#131529
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I made a girl sleep on the couch tonight, as she refused to take a shower before coming to bed. Having worked all day she was quite sweaty and smelly. She may have been hot but, cleanliness first. Cleaning my bedsheets is work.

    Like0STFU0#17048
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    She's a weird one, fucking hates to shower, its just 2 minutes ffs... Just wanted to come here drunk, play Mario for half an hour and pass out on my couch.

    Like0STFU0#131534
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    haha That's kinda what I wanna do right now.

    Like0STFU0#131539
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    get drunk, go to yours, play some Mario, then pass out, unmolested, on your couch.

    Like0STFU0#131540
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    its still early in the night yet ..ya high end british subject

    Like0STFU0#131544
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm not sure about unmolested, but that sounds alright.

    Like0STFU0#131545
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wanted to go out to some strip clubs tonight, but I think these taco-farts would get me kicked out....

    Worth it.

    Like1STFU0#131546
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, you gotta learn how to pass wind silently. Nobody can detect who's rectum a fart came from. Just start eyeing up the nearest paki accusingly.

    Like1STFU0#131586
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'll give you the THJ version of events: Alpha male noob, known as Roniggar, came ont the scene, stomped makodrugs and went out in a blaze of glory. MD, beta that he is, fagbanned him when he could no longer endure the barrage of assault on his personage.

    I think you will be massively underwhelmed.

    Like0STFU0#131590
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Interesting coincidence about the roosters dying though.

    Like0STFU0#131592
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "So just a spammer from Brazil then."

    Precisely.

    Like0STFU0#131593
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    its like she's done it before,she gets her ass wipes ready before the deed

    Like0STFU0#131563
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    she was probably complaining about the hygiene

    Like0STFU1#17094
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Looks kind of like a Chipotle... she has my respect

    Like0STFU0#17110