Vetwhen MD meets a whale but she "has a cute face"
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VetCartersBird
I wonder if you could train to ride a hog. I hear some animals are not physically meant to take a heavy load like that.
Elephants for instance... it's painful for them.
VetVetmakodragon
I reckon midgets could ride them fine. It conjured up an image of a middle earth dwarf mounted on a hog of war lol.
VetVetmakodragon
Don't you hate it when you just sit down with a cold one, then need an urgent shit?
VetVetmakodragon
I can when I'm not at home. For some reason I can't tell if I need a hit until the last minute at home.
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Vettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
don't you just hate it when you have an urgent explosive shit whenever you see your home?
VetBarret
Imagine being stuck in an old icecold van, completely ribbed for any luxuries like heating, at least an hour away from nearest civilization, its -20 Celsius degrees or less, you are freezing, despite multiple layers of thick norwegian winter clothing, you REALLY need to go take a explosive shit, because that hot dog you had at the gas station earlier DID NOT sit well with you.
You are clinging on to the door for dear life, as your friend races through the bumpy snowy road, barely able to see through the snowing and darkness, to find you a poop spot before its too late.
You scream.... "UUUUAAAAAAAAA!!!! I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMOOOOOOOORE!!!"
"Hang in there!" Your friend yells back in fear, "we can make it!".
You consider, maybe you should just stop right there, and you can go sit in the snow and shit, maybe you could dig a small hole in the snow of the side of the road, for your poop to go in, but no...that's too far fetched...it wouldn't work, and its so cold, you have nothing to clean yourself with, and you are far away from home. No...better to hold on....better to hold on....
Yeah that would suck, if that were to happen...
For the record, that burgerhotdog (yeah we were experimental back then) was totally worth it, I was hungry.
VetVetFredGspotSanford
The last gas station hot dog I ate came through a hole in the toilet stall
VetVetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
you know actually, taking a huge shit in the snow sounds really satisfying
VetVetVetVetVetVetVetVetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
wow, that is a winter wonderland - imagine shitting on every corner of it
VetVetVetCartersBird
It's okay to be homesick. Why just this morning, Giggles wanted to crawl back up his own ass.
VetVetBarret
Don't even live in the same part of the country anymore, but would sure love to go back there, at least for a little bit.
Live in the same exact apartment. Sit out on the same balcony and drink tea for hours.... While the old Russian cunt across the street glares at me as if i had raped her baby.
Walk down to the shitty chinese food place that no one wants to eat in, because health services shut it down multiple times for health code violations, and because its infested with the same group of old drunks that sit there and rant and rave all day every day...
Mexican pizza #3...
The thousands of faps...
* Barret cries
VetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
why though, thailand is a shit hole in every one of your blog posts
VetVetBarret
lolzy shitty stuff happening, makes for funnier stories for you guys I think. I don't think you would be entertained if I just described stuff I liked to do, also I don't wanna be one of those guys that brag about all the women I banged all the time (I have private chat with MD for that.). Unless its like the burn victim.
Vettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
a burn victim and a midget... i only have seen one asian midget before and she was sexy as fuck, she does cosplay
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god damn stop being mean to me, all my comebacks sound like giggles
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I don't care who rides it. Don't fuck up the bacon. Bruise it's hams. Just don't fuck up the bacon.
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tis okay rumpanion, we are brothers on this day