Butthole Thursday

hope you're all happy now gays


Submitted on Jun 14, 2018Muchoers Gone Wild
Points: 23

Butthole Thursday

  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono, he made this whole site for attention. I'm number 2, I suffer Bono for attention.

    Fatmofat is not even top 5, he barely comes around.

    His AW levels are off the charts when he is here though. So I suppose he is number 1 in a way.

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    #134236
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fatmofat is an attention whore

    Fatmofat is biggest muchoer

    Fatmofat is biggest attention whore

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    #134237
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Actually I think MD might be bigger. Not fatter, but he's kind of a large all-around human. Fatmofat is probably like 5'7"

    Like0STFU0
    #134238
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What the fuck do you mean you suffer me? You enjoy my company asshole...

    Like1STFU0
    #134239
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    More like... enjoy being abandoned by you.

    Like0STFU0
    #134240
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you do know that's the proper way to write the date

    Like4STFU4
    #134143
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The correct way to write it will always be YYYY-MM-DD

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    #134177
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Fuck the Gregorian calendar and its 27 seconds of error each year, and all that leap year bullshit. I declare today bungholeday.

    Like1STFU0
    #134207
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'll give

    >>c18170

    I'll give giggles this. He formatted the date perfectly.

    and his skin seems fairly smooth.

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    #178484
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I too was curious about that...

    Like0STFU0
    #134158
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I could have combined this with a Daily Bollocks

    Like0STFU2
    #134172
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's okay to be on love with another man's butthole these days. Just saiyan.

    Like0STFU0
    #134162
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Don't tell me how to post. I will piss in your jell-o

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    #134165
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This almost make me want to compete with you in an arse-off. Almost.

    Like4STFU0
    #18182
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    There can be only one ass to rule them all

    Like2STFU0
    #134157
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    jeez, who woulda known giggles was sitting on such a fine rump this whole time

    Like1STFU0
    #134167
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My only criticism is that I wish it was Tuesday so that your arse would replace the trannies. I like my faggotry good and old fashioned bumhole stye.

    Like0STFU0
    #18186
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Seriously, did you get your mom's Bull to take this picture? Why is your ass so dark?

    Like1STFU0
    #18188
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I expected it to be a lot paler back there

    Like0STFU2
    #134174
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Well when you're always laying on your stomach...

    Like2STFU0
    #134175
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's like you got a young boy to pose as your bumhole.

    Like3STFU0
    #18189
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I wanna see what that mirror does to your face...

    Like0STFU0
    #134178
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Here I am waking up to find this lumpy butterscotch on /new and you make 50 comments trying to suck the shit out of it

    Like1STFU0
    #134182
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Jones will latch on like a remora

    Like1STFU0
    #134194
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You shut the fuck you, megafaggot.

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    #134211
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The butthole looks like its rotten, not enough blood circulation there anymore after all the prolapses. Or, there's half a turd sticking out and we can't really see it because its too dark.

    Like2STFU0
    #18202
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'll take that as confirmation.

    Like2STFU0
    #134222
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The more I think about it, the more this doesn't seem like it could be his ass...

    But also I know he doesn't care enough/isn't capable of producing a great fake

    Like1STFU0
    #18209
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    remember that time when you posted your butthole ?.....

    Like0STFU2
    #134271
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Why does it look like a glazed donut?

    Why is THJ all over this post?

    Why are you so t h i c c?

    Like0STFU0
    #18212
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    By the way, good news shark, turns out the gonorrhoea scare was fake, all clear.

    Like2STFU0
    #18213
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wait, what? Did i piss blood or something? Too much alcohol...

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    #158711
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He paid his cleaning lady to do this.

    Like1STFU0
    #18217
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Her balls are unimpressive

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    #134252
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    this has opened up a whole avenue of laughs

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    #18234
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Date and Time (Original)2016:05:18 15:42:04

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    #18236
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm not calling fake, but something is weird with your device

    Like0STFU0
    #134275
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    not weird , I just never bother to set it up to correct date and time

    Like0STFU2
    #134276
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I thought it was bhole Tuesday?

    Those were some good times, in the days of girls....

    On a related note, where were you when you found out that muchozucko was worth more than Muchosucko?

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    #18340
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    sorry.. I thought you sounded like rooster

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    #134736
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    how so ? punky doesn't do 'lasts' , he does punkylinks

    Like0STFU2
    #134739
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    The backstory is DrPigglesworth wanted to show off his boner garage.

    Like0STFU0
    #138830
  • Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    "Butthole Thursday"? Good god. Coming here was a HUGE mistake...

    Like0STFU0
    #24228
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Don't let the flukeman rape you on the way out.

    Like0STFU0
    #148467
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret leaves a cup of Pepsi on the floor and backs off slowly

    Like0STFU1
    #148468
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    We serve Coke here you fucking imbecile

    Like0STFU0
    #148469
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Everyone keeps telling me that. But they never complain after tasting my Pepsi.

    Like0STFU0
    #148470
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's because they cut it with Coke

    Like0STFU0
    #148471
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    I'm not going anywhere. I am just getting warmed up to this place...

    Like0STFU0
    #148472
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tiger didn't seem to mind. Look how happy he is now.

    Like0STFU0
    #148473
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm gonna guess, 44 / M / in his bathroom posting some sweet Bhole pics

    Like0STFU0
    #148475
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    I gotta get some drinks in me before I try that mess

    Like0STFU0
    #148476
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I trust you to make the right decision. Wouldn't want to have to deport you to Minnesota.

    Like2STFU0
    #148478
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, you seem like a charming fella, wecome to the club Captain RapeSmear.

    Like2STFU0
    #148479
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Yes. I am basking in the glow of "visual butthole therapy" and am overjoyed because of it

    Like1STFU1
    #148483
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Enjoy the freakporn then good sir.

    Like1STFU0
    #148484
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    A little anal bleach and I might have....

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    YESSSS. I WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!!!!

    Like0STFU0
    #178391
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I mean, hi there stranger, I think I vaguely remember you

    Like0STFU0
    #178392
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    THJ!!! We got a fucking squad now 🧢

    Like1STFU0
    #178393
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just need "the other one" and Ill feel whole again

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    #178394
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178401

    I need to quit doing that, it has become a habit unironically. Welcome back THJ, hope you make yourself at home with the various orifices.

    Like0STFU0
    #178402
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178396

    Things are going better. Bono's been talking about bringing MZ back a few times, but this time actually did it. I'm living in Thailand still, Currently recovering from some illnesses. I almost got married but somehow escaped. Things are generally looking up.

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    #178404
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Curious what other any of you guys did when MZ shut down, did people find other shock sites like Billy? Or just give up on the entire concept completely

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    #178407
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    its a dark period. i barely want to know about it... fucked around on REDDIT for a few years, then they started shutting down all the stuff like WatchPeopleDie

    Like1STFU0
    #178408
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178406

    So I was dating this 1 girl on and off for about 5 years. Broke up with her several times but did genuinely care about her. She was a good girl just stupid as fuck (they all are). We always ended up back together because we missed each other. Since I had spent all this time house training her, she had evolved to almost normal human levels of intellect. She could flush toilets, use the garbage bin correctly, even close the front door properly. Stuff that's really unthinkable for most Thai girls.

    I had to go to the Philippines for a period so I could come back, for visa reasons (this is a whole other horrible story), and decided that I should just marry this girl when I come back. I'm never getting rid of her anyway, and whatever other reasoning I came to in my head. I just need to get back and surprise her by proposing to her.

    Went back home to Thailand a few days earlier to surprise my girl. Got detained at the airport when I landed in Thailand, interrogated for hours because they didn't like my passport. "At least I'll never have to deal with this again once I marry my girl." After politely talking to the immigration guys for hours, they ended up letting me go, I was the only one that didn't get sent home. The other guys they got were mostly Asian and rude, so they Fd themselves over.

    Its now late at night, got back to my room, opened up facebook to message my girl, realized that she had already broken up with me via a vague facebook post I saw by random luck. "What the fuck. Did not see that coming, lol".

    I guess I just waiting a couple of weeks too long.

    Fast forward a few months and she's already married to some British guy, probably some relative of giggles, that's even fatter then me. I think she had a type.

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    #178411
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    >>c178411

    sorry to hear that, but it shouldnt feel like a swing and a miss. fast forward and how would it be talking to a foid every day? there is a reason a guy like you moves to Whoretown

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    #178413
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178413

    Yeah there reasons I broke up with her so many times. I need my alone time or I'll go nuts. Ended up renting her a separate apartment and she'd visit 2-3 days a week. Which I think worked out much better. I'm not really built to be a full commitment kind of guy.

    I remember my grandpa and his wife were the same, they both lived in separate houses until death, even though they were together for decades. Must run in the family.

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    #178416
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    And you, how are you doing these days second-jones?

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    #178418
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c178410

    How did I not know about your dickcord?.. I could have spent many hours insulting any and everyone in there..opportunity missed

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    #178423
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178423

    It's better you didn't go there and pollute your good sensibilities

    Like0STFU0
    #178425
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It wasn't Bono's discord, it was just some randos

    Like0STFU0
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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    perhaps i was there at one point.. but i might be cornfussed (channeling possum)

    Like2STFU0
    #178428
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178457

    No I mean, second-Jones, as in, not the first-Jones from the old mucho.

    Since I'm non-American, Nevada/Washington doesn't mean much to me, but I supposed the Nevada Desert existing implies Nevada was hot and dry. Good move.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178472

    at the same time Nevada wasn't too bad every time ive been there. You guys actually get fireworks.

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fries even fucked up B-hole Tuesday back in the day. Silly Tea Nigger.

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    #178476
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Nice Muchokill pooster

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    #178477
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178478

    Took it offline to redesign and, nakedly, to get people to talk in the comments. I'd rather reactivate it as a 'reward' for Vets in the future.

    Like0STFU0
    #178479
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret's idea

    Blame him

    Like1STFU0
    #178480
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I dont care enough about this to become more than I am tagged.

    You let the tranny dad in. Kirk your kids still undecided?

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    #178483
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oster. The fuck is wrong with you.

    Like0STFU0
    #178485
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178485

    Wong with me? Why spend time here creating something for pedo's and trans kids fathers. Why didn't you just go off doing your own type of shit. 8 years later you need a safe space for creeps?

    Fuck you nigga.

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    #178486
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178486

    idgaf what happens here. you're all just hiding. Faggots.

    Like0STFU1
    #178487
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178487

    You all like man ass and shop what you hid. BMH is probably the biggest accuser knowing pics and videos saved of people that did this shit dunk. THATS A CRIME.

    Like0STFU1
    #178488
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    this won't come back to bite you in the ass later.

    Like0STFU0
    #178489
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178488

    Kirk has trans kids, BMH saves pics without consent... Giggles is gay.

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    #178490
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    jesus christ what a fuckin shitheaded faggot .. fuckin empty headed mope cant even form a coherent thought.. keep talking borester.. you're sure to flatline this site before it even picks up any real steam.. something a shitstain cooler like you does without even breaking a sweat..why not fuck off back to toadster chat you feckless cunt

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    #178497
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oster how do you respond to the allegations that you abused and raped your ex? And worse... had her buy legos for you.

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    #178498
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178497

    Stfu button only confirms Billy is a tit sucking wanna be.

    be a man fag.

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    #178503
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178505

    "if you knew how smart farmers were"" Bitch you probably live in the rice farms. Tim. 9669356

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    #178507
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c178509

    oh no.. no no. i stole that gif.. uh oh, the tard police is gonna try and slap a wall smashing helmet on me

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    #178510
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    You cunts have devovled....

    I have found Jesus!

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    #178511
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Same fucktards, same nonsence... Yet you all came back...

    I have a missus now and have had more normal non rape sex in the last two years than most of you filth have had ever...shoutout to Oyster and THJ.

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    #178512
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    I also stopped drinking.. 30 seconds ago, put my can down.. fuck you all...

    I MISSED YOU CUNTS SO MUCH..... HONESTLY,

    Like2STFU1
    #178514
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Zero of my posts have been resurrected. I demand them all back, except the one with the tiny mushroom AI in the corner please. Clearly AI.

    Like0STFU0
    #178515
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178508

    Sorry the first car pops and I restored was a 67 c10. sorry your dad just beat you.

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    #178517
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178510

    he gets so mad so easy. It's his fault being fat and untouched.

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    #178518
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Oyster farmer making comments about someone elseses parents??? after this site went down, wasn't i invited to a pathetic thread of this site, then BOOTED, for making comments about someone with pink bloods mother. hypocrisy is everywhere..

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    #178519
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Women should NEVER have power...

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    #178520
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    My dad beat me so hard, i was ford, now im trans am....

    Like1STFU1
    #178521
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178498

    woah woah woah. what are you talking about. my ex lives in california. wtf.

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    #178523
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    So, your dead mom is alive? Awesome, say g'day!!!

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    #178527
  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Oyster jerks to my pic!!! I got more lil whore!!

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    #178528
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Punky is still welching on his promise to show his butt for Thursday

    Like0STFU1
    #178642