Further Investigation

Part Deux


Submitted on Jun 15, 2018Meta
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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Do a Jurassic Park one, you must still have 90+ to do.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    glad to see somebody can actually spell it

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i don't even click on posts whose titles are misspelled.

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    Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    I was brain dead when we started English lessons, I was ashamed then but not now, fucking spell check should make me sound like Shakespeare

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    hey partyhat that's a fucking lie

    you even misspelled your username "guy who unironically paid money for Girls Gone Wild DVDs" so that it looks like "bamford"

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    It is hard to believe paying for softcore porn was such a decent time in human history

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Is hatface calling Bam a marsupial?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bamford confirmed for child molestor

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I believe it was, a GGW VHS, even worse.

    VHS is at least 850% more creepy then a DVD.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nah not really, just, don't worry about it.

    Turned out some of the girls flashing boobs were slightly under 18 or something...

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "The founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video empire was sentenced to community service Wednesday after his company pleaded guilty to federal charges of failing to monitor the ages of the women in its videos.

    The company, Mantra Films Inc., also agreed to pay $1.6 million in fines for using drunken 17-year-olds in videos it filmed on Panama City Beach during spring break and for failing to properly label its DVDs and videos as required by federal law."

    Stuff like that.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Today, Barret was the GOH...

    Great lets do something else now.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can we please just talk about something else, you're putting me in a difficult spot here, or rather, I put myself in one. I'll say one last thing. The whole thing was explained to me in detail a few years ago, and the whole thing was so uneventful and pointless that I didn't care and pretty much forgot most of it, except for what I've hinted to already.

    VHS tapes, stuff that is technically illegal but pretty much harmless. Even pissing in a park can get you put on a sex offender list. Don't worry about it.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Was some documentary about people on the sex offender list that I saw years ago (I think, or its just all the random stories ive heard), I remember how stupidly easy it was to be put there. All it takes is something dumb like...you're walking home drunk, you gotta take a piss, there's no bathroom, a cop spots you pissing in the park. Now you have committed an indecent act in public, boom, sex offender list 4 lyfe.

    Hell, one guy I knew told me one of his friends was put through that when he got home drunk one day, couldn't find the key to his door, so he pissed in his own garden, got busted for it. Total PIGetry.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm not making total sense anymore.

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