Barret
In celebration of me moving into an Indian hotel today, I figured it had to be German since it was named Arya Inn. You know your hotel is cheap when the reception is a tiny desk in the corner of an Indian food place, with manual sliding doors. The bathroom soap dispenser by the kitchen toilet seemed like it hadn`t seen soap for decades. Thank god they had ventilation between the kitchen and toilet. Recycle that curry.

A game of Indian Monopoly perhaps?