Gansta Honky

Unintended Discharge

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Jun 25, 2018Funny
Points: 25
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Tags:Stupidfaggotgunno safetysingjointshootscared· 97 comments

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    His uncle is going to pistol whip him while he's fucking his ass

    Like0STFU0#18678
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The old site was better.

    Fact.

    Like0STFU2#18687
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fuck this site and its inability to line-space

    Like0STFU1#135500
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    no its not. go fuck yourself. onesie wearing faggot

    Like0STFU1#135503
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    its

    so

    easy

    i

    can

    even

    chew

    bubblegum

    while

    i

    do

    it

    Like1STFU1#135509
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    pops on once in awhile to be a cunt in a very uncreative way... meanwhile i'm a cunt every day in every way and get half the reaction.

    Like1STFU0#135513
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    don't pidgeonhole me into MD pwnage, i am an all purpose winner.

    Like0STFU0#135514
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You talk like you enjoy getting punched in the face though, bumfred

    Like0STFU0#135516
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    His new avy is sexy. The sexier blues bros.

    Like0STFU0#135531
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    You fucks are self destructing like SC. *pops some of my homegrown popcorn and waits, but still plays this time

    Like0STFU0#135534
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    if what i hear is true, this thread alone has more actual conversation than that shitheap site has had in the month of June.

    Like1STFU0#135536
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    besides i was paying MD compliments.

    Like0STFU0#135537
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    besides i was paying MD compliments.

    Like0STFU0#135538
  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I understand what happened here... but that bitch was seriously overreacting. No one better ever come at me with that tone/volume of voice, no matter what they're saying. I hated her instantly.

    Like1STFU0#18688
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok Bono. Which one of the new noobs is FatmoFaggot?

    Like1STFU0#138125
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I stopped checking for alts awhile ago. I occasionally do a sweep... Tiger. But nothing in the last few weeks.

    Like0STFU0#138126
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I get it, new noobs are so inconsequential anyway.

    Like0STFU0#138127
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But now that you've reminded me, BooBoo is a Whunu alt.

    Like0STFU0#138128
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm not even gonna ban this one. He can use MZ as long as he does it with his name, his face, and while spreading the knowledge that he runs every Glory Hole in Minny.

    Like0STFU0#138129
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Man, I haven't been checking my mail, I got more whunu spam since July 23rd begging to be let back.

    Like0STFU0#138130
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    July 24

    "Oh sorry I meant to send all those emails to the other site"

    July 25

    *signs up again*

    Like2STFU0#138131
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Charisma seems to be a generic faggot, maybe even a Texan... shudder

    Like0STFU1#138134
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Honestly, Whunu probably has others that slipped in after I quit checking every new sign up. I'll just make a note to scan every username I don't recognize.

    Like0STFU0#138135
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    That drunk whining faggot is back... ni ni

    Like1STFU0#138136
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    *to all who deserve it

    Like0STFU0#138138
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At least his one comment was decent.

    Like3STFU0#138140
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well if he signs up under his real name, I might let him stay. Go on Woonoo. Let's see it.

    Like1STFU0#138142
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    At least Giggsy will be pleased he’s back,

    Like2STFU0#138143
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's been so long, I don't remember a Giggles that wasn't in a bitchy mood

    Like1STFU0#138144
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Tiger alted?

    * CartersBird emits a gasp from his bunghole.

    Like0STFU0#138147
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tiger confirmed for britfag.

    Like1STFU0#138149
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hey Tiger... what's your favorite utensil?

    Like0STFU0#138150
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's not high treason or anything, I just don't like keeping track of alts. Too much potential for trolololo

    Like0STFU0#138155
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono shrugs and sucks his own dick

    Like1STFU0#138157
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I was kind of hoping it was an account with significant history.

    Like0STFU0#138158
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I guess it was... a popular Bowie album

    Like0STFU0#138161
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Finally the proof I have been waiting for, I had to go undercover as a mod here for a year before the truth revealed itself. Bono built this place to gather our emails for spam purposes. Selling them to the highest bidder for a fortune, probably straight to Zuckerberg himself, all....20 of them.

    The M.S.P. Mucho Special Forces were on to you all along Bono. Your crimes towards the muchomanity are not so....HIP any more...

    Like0STFU0#138163
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Too late fucker, I've already made $1.29!!! I'll spend the rest of my days in a white collar prison, sipping martinis and laughing about the con I pulled!!

    Like1STFU0#138164
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The Pablo Escobar of shock sites. If only you hadn't run your mouth, who knows if we could ever have stopped you.

    Like0STFU0#138165
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I mean... I used 10 minute mail to sign up. I'm sure lots of you did.

    Like0STFU0#138166
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why not get in chat bonerbro?

    Like0STFU0#138169
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Go play with Charisma

    Like0STFU0#138178
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Thought we were being reasonably funny...

    Like1STFU0#138179
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Seriously though, not my account. I don’t alt.

    Like0STFU0#138193
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    just so you know , you should shut up

    Like1STFU2#142584
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    get proper internet then , you failtard

    Like0STFU1#154341
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    also you will find that saying 'first' on this site does not conform to bono and barrets retarded ideals

    Like0STFU1#154342
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yeah, it's their ideals that are retarded...

    not you or your firsting...

    Like0STFU0#154343
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    saying 'first' a valid comment. it doesn't lie or deceive anyone

    Like1STFU2#154344
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    at least my penis doesn't get me banned so it certainly isn't retarded

    Like0STFU1#154347
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    you mean it wasn't your penis? maybe it's your brain then.

    Like0STFU0#154348