The Bald Bloke and the Squirrel

Yeah, this is gay facebook content, but also female lurker bait...

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Jun 30, 2018Happy
Points: 15
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Tags:squirrelred squirreldomesticatedrescuedcutecatfag though· 15 comments

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    The trap doesn’t work if they know it’s a trap.

    Like0STFU0#18862
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    If only I could run you off , shitmuncher

    Like0STFU0#135937
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I secretly suspect Billy is a glass cannon... boy is he prickly but he can never respond to insults himself, he knows he'll get outed

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Nah anyone who sticks around for more than 2 Giggles comments is at fault

    Like1STFU0#136068
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Sounds like the title to an 80's tv series

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Two thoughts.....squirrel shit and cat attack. The first justifies the second, just sayin'.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I remember that cute squirrel at the night market. It liked to jump on my shoulders and run around my back, would freak me out when he jumped, he was like a rocket, a homing missile. One time he decided to lick the inside of my ear, I had no idea squirrels had such long tongues. I can almost feel the scraping of my eardrums when I think about it.

    Then he got squished in a closing car door and then he died.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Aww man. What a tragic end to a beautiful story.

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