Friday Meme Thread #24

Great work Boner

Mucho User Tigeriger
Submitted on Aug 16, 2018Meta
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Friday Meme Thread #24
Tags:Friday Meme ThreadGlory HoleRingMZ is pretty good though· 109 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm just grateful you saved the FMT from Jordan's vintage meme cringefest

    Like0STFU1#20870
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Was JS going to do this weeks ? Meh maybe next week then.

    Like0STFU0#140002
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    So that comment is what you chose for #40,000

    Like1STFU0#140009
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I didn't understand it, but now that you say its a fat dyke, its funny.

    Like0STFU0#140049
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Create an alt called Professor mirth, no one will ever know....

    Like1STFU0#140152
  • Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    I think they remember my cankles more..lol!

    Like0STFU0#140017
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Hey it’s that bird that cums by once a year. Happy anniversary Marasyn.

    Like2STFU0#140024
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Thanks. I will be around more. Summers almost over

    Like3STFU0#140028
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    She could smell the attention

    Like3STFU0#140032
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Excellent dump JS, laughed by balls off at the mucho kill one. Nice.

    Like0STFU0#140004
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Id say the memes Simms dumped has fully vindicated him for the horrible ones from before. Top 3 Anime Meme Dumps...

    Like1STFU0#20891
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    A fine meme thread by any measure. Let's see if the day brings out the other dank faggots.

    Like0STFU0#140035
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Best one for a few weeks. If THJ can work is magic could be better.

    Like0STFU0#140036
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    For some reason I can't upload anything and my net barely works, maybe later...

    Its like being back in Thailand.

    Like0STFU0#140037
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If you're having problems, bitch at the thing the other side of the glory-hole you're at next. Chances are...

    Like0STFU0#140039
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I mean on imgur and online in general though, dunno about uploading on Mz.

    Like0STFU0#140040
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT

    Like0STFU1#140043
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The Barret shall now upload something and prove that it works fiiine.

    Like1STFU0#140045
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    For some reason it takes 2 seconds to upload a video, then it freezes for minutes while trying to select thumbnail. But my net is wonky at the moment, maybe its the light breeze outside.

    Like0STFU0#140092
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Selecting a thumbnail isn't even... it doesn't use internet.

    It selects the frame on your video and applies it to an HTML canvas. It's 100% client side.

    Like0STFU0#140094
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah I froze for retard reasons.

    Like0STFU0#140096
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I laugh at the differently-abled

    Like0STFU0#140097
    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Yeah it freezes at the thumbnail page after hitting save. I tried 2 other browsers and it did the same thing. I wonder...

    Like0STFU0#140101
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    How long are you waiting? It takes a while sometimes.

    Like0STFU0#140102
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wait, did Bono just pull a "Its on your end" when its really his fault? He becomes more Yakish every day.

    Like0STFU1#140103
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think he said something one time about the thumbnail selection thingy popping up before the video is done processing completely, so you may have to wait for that to happen. Maybe. I dunno. Maybe I'm just making things up or remembering it wrong.

    Barret Mod reporting for duty!

    Like0STFU0#140104
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It CAN take awhile after you hit save. It's generating an image based on your thumbnail selection, saving it to a file server, and propagating it to the CDN. If your video resolution is super high or your connection is shitty, it can stall...

    Lemme smang it

    Like0STFU0#140105
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Blag on how client-server requests are made.

    Like0STFU0#140109
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well basically, if you're in the UK or Australia, or some shitty 3rd-tier state like Indiana, your connection is less important to the server

    Like1STFU0#140110
    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Its a pretty low resolution video so... I've hit save, gone and did something, come back and an hour or so later it still hasn't gone anywhere. This must be fixed

    Like0STFU0#140112
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If it is to be fixed, I need a screenshot or other diagnostic information. MZ's been around a year with mostly good feedback my nigger

    Like1STFU1#140119
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono is pretty good at fixing these things fast, sometimes.

    Fix my indexing nigger.

    Like0STFU0#140120
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The server doesn't even exist. The server is a pool of virtual machines that is restarted and debugged weekly. The content is distributed to a worldwide CDN that delivers quality freakporn to the far reaches of the planet fucking Earth even when your connection is so shitty that Facebook and Pornhub fail to load.

    Barret, Oster, other fags... tell him of my greatness

    Like0STFU0#140121
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Is there a way I can grab the same file Flash so I can see if it works for me?

    Like0STFU0#140122
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I do see a handful of failed subs on your account gordonfag... they are technically uploaded, just not submitted. Want me to push them through?

    Like0STFU0#140124
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Honestly, at this point I am willing to accept that FlashGordon is just a splintered personality from Whunu or Macheesemo, who knows how to push buttons but is less of a faggot so his existence is accepted.

    Like1STFU0#140126
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its true... I was staying in Thailand, in some shitty cheap condo. The internet was so horrible, i couldn't watch anything on pornhub, youtube mostly didn't work, just loading a page on Facebook was a challenge. Yet somehow I could use MZ just fine, watch videos most of the time, and even upload sometimes.

    According to some people, these are all lies, but those people are faggots.

    Like1STFU1#140127
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's my secret Captain....they all are.

    Like0STFU0#140128
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I am torn ... Spongebob is arguably the most meme-worthy TV show of all time, along with the Simpsons. So many suggestive screenshots, captions, gifs, and everyone knows the show.

    But do Spongebob memes belong on MZ...? Hmmm...

    Like0STFU0#140044
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Any meme can be funny on mz, empathizes on CAN. Can't just slap spongebob on something and then suddenly it becomes funny. What I'm saying is most of the spongebob memes so far aren't funny.

    Like0STFU1#140047
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Best meme thread in 3 weeks.

    Like0STFU0#20894
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    the penis is feminine.

    feminism is cancer.

    penises are cancer.

    drgiggles has throat cancer.

    Like1STFU0#20904
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Starting to feel odd saying it nearly every day for the last couple of weeks.

    Like1STFU0#140079
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    But upvoted Bird saying it so that counts.

    Like1STFU0#140082
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    GayStrayons signed up in droves thanks to an unnamed dairy-themed supervillain.

    I was also shamelessly plugging in a couple other sites, manually. Now traffic just glides in from Reddit and other places. Less frequent signups but much more organic.

    Like0STFU0#140086
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Me and Tiger thinks alike. A like counts for a zucker or below.

    Like0STFU0#140098
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I admire the attempt at angling Boners face in this. Probably better then what I could do.

    Like1STFU0#20905
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Thanks bro. Kinda went wrong a bit, I’ll have to work out how to do it properly.

    Like0STFU1#140085
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Where is the pin button when you need it.

    Like0STFU0#20906
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Alright, let me pick some glass out of my hands and I'll get to work

    Like0STFU0#140066
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Also, pick a new mod, preferably not a Eurofag

    Like0STFU0#140067
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If I had to pick one, it would be CB I guess. Not because I think he'd be a good mod, but he seems the least evil.

    Like2STFU0#140069
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If not there's always bamford.

    Like0STFU0#140070
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    CB reminds of of Mako, if Mako ever posted anything good.

    Like0STFU1#140072
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll say it right now. The qualifications for modship are as follows:

    - We have seen your face with sign or audio.

    - You aren't a tremendous faggot.

    - Good OC helps.

    Like0STFU0#140074
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The least evil non-faggot on MuchoZucko... I'll put that on my resume.

    Like3STFU0#140075
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah was thinking that maybe an anonymous mod wouldn't be the best choice. Lets give it another year and see if someone pops up.

    Like1STFU0#140077
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I don't see how he's anything like Mako though.

    Like0STFU0#140080
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If we are talking about Mako Mako.

    Like0STFU0#140081
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yeah Mako Mako.

    I dunno... we haven't seen his face, he's from New York, he types like he has autism.

    Like0STFU0#140087
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    And they are both pointyfaced animals.... Ok I'm convinced.

    Like0STFU0#140090
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But like I said, he posts interesting content, so he can't be Mako.

    Like0STFU0#140093
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I never could get sex appeal up. I think it was regional... so a cowboy hat would bring it down around your gang, but up around country sluts... by about 1%.

    The only thing that really affected it was which car you just stepped out of.

    Like0STFU0#140176
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Not that it mattered. You murder every prostitute anyway.

    Like0STFU0#140177