Barret's Dating Profile

Since TR was kind enough to share his, I thought it was only fair that I shared mine. Also doubles and Mucho Ad Campaign Idea #6, your move CB.


Submitted on Sep 2, 2018Muchoers Gone Wild
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Barret's Dating Profile

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    imagine the quim you're going to be sifting through my good man

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I have made several slots in my calendar available.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    What button do I have to smash the fuck out of to get me some of this?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I find the upvote button helps.

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I only logged in to upvote this.

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    So, at the bar where I abuse their Wi-Fi, the bartendress scorned her gratuity because she thought it was a quarter. It was actually a Susan B. Anthony dollar, which were known as Carter quarters. While I was typing this, she realized her mistake and came back and took it. I guess someone told her it was actually a dollar or something. It makes me wistful that I didn't buy that $500 bill at Royalty Coins when they had it, so I could go places and order shit and say, "Do you have change for a five?" As they scorn my question, the eyes would go wide as I bust out with more money in one bill than they see in a week. Furthermore, while this awesome verbosity was being typed, she gave me back the Susie, so I guess I am up a dollar...maybe.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    what is your major malfunction?

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Autism and his wife divorced him so hard he became disassociated with reality

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I tried to read it this morning but decided against it.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MF is right. I'd say "as usual" but he's batting about .400

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But in this instance, he's right

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    As an update to my loyal fans, she claims to still have the susie, but she declined giving it to me for $2. No helping some people.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You' dine & dash, fatbody

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Batman would rape Superman with a kryptonite dildo.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s true, I seen something called a Ben Affleck beat Superman with shouts and gruffs and emotional outbursts ...... shit i can’t keep a straight face anymore. Bwahaaa haa

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Thank god, I was worried Bono would have to demote you to zucker again.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >unironically believing Batman could ever beat Superman with any amount of prep time

    Glad I already pre-banned anyone who is that retarded

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It should be a signup question really.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    That and a question about being a worthless normie.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Can you or should you chow down on poop?

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