Barret's Dating Profile
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TR
So, at the bar where I abuse their Wi-Fi, the bartendress scorned her gratuity because she thought it was a quarter. It was actually a Susan B. Anthony dollar, which were known as Carter quarters. While I was typing this, she realized her mistake and came back and took it. I guess someone told her it was actually a dollar or something. It makes me wistful that I didn't buy that $500 bill at Royalty Coins when they had it, so I could go places and order shit and say, "Do you have change for a five?" As they scorn my question, the eyes would go wide as I bust out with more money in one bill than they see in a week. Furthermore, while this awesome verbosity was being typed, she gave me back the Susie, so I guess I am up a dollar...maybe.
megaFAGGOT
Autism and his wife divorced him so hard he became disassociated with reality

Since TR was kind enough to share his, I thought it was only fair that I shared mine. Also doubles and Mucho Ad Campaign Idea #6, your move CB.