Because i want to be as awesome as JCVD

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Mucho User Tigeriger
Submitted on Oct 13, 2018Celebs
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Tags:JCVDSplitsWater FeatureCrappy RemixHelmet· 91 comments

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s called a moving picture. A series of pictures differing slightly are played sequentially at a given speed gives the illusion of motion. It was a technique pioneered by English photographer Edward Muggeridge in the 1870’s.

    Like2STFU0#143835
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, can't you appreciate how awesome this is? Van Damme actually performed this stunt. Total badass.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    do I gotta join that site to see the full story?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im betting there was a great deal of camera trickery going on

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm looking forward to the development of this thread.

    Like0STFU0#143854
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I WAS NOT WRONG ABOUT THE HALO THING REEEEEE

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The important part here is why does Rooster hate The Dam so much?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He fucked up street fighter.

    Like1STFU0#143868
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    But Raul Julia didn’t. Also van Dam gets a pass for bloodsport.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Leave M.Bison out of this.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Can’t, he Out acted and out cheesed everyone. In a good way.

    Like0STFU0#143871
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Did street fighter end Raul Julia's career?

    Like0STFU0#143872
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If you don't think Raul Julia as M. Bison was bad casting... you might be retarded

    Like0STFU0#143874
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Yeah, the didn't all look like goku.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I was more talking about his sickness but yeah

    Like0STFU0#143881
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "they didn't all look like goku"

    Who is this 'they' you are talking about? I was referring to an individual character.

    Like0STFU0#143882
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "they didn't all look like goku"

    Who is this 'they' you are talking about? I was referring to an individual character.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    which didnt look like goku.

    Faggot.

    Like0STFU0#143885
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    don't get upset gigglesdragon.

    Like0STFU0#143886
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I have been doing this joke for years already.

    "not enough muscles".

    Come up with your own material zuckers.

    Like0STFU0#143887
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Quit riding in my slipspace.

    Like0STFU0#143888
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    ^dude thinks all my shit looks like goku

    -thinks that's an insult

    Like0STFU0#143890
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    prove me wrong. Basically a type cast "artist".

    Like0STFU0#143891
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I ain't wasting a fucking moment proving shit to you, you dense cunt

    Like0STFU0#143892
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    you did when I asked you to draw characters for my game. Then again you said your art isn't good enough for the hyper realism of my game. Suck my dick.

    Like0STFU0#143893
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you're to cheap to pay for bespoke illustrations. What was it you were gonna pay me? Like $3 a piece? hahahahahaha

    Like0STFU0#143894
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    what they are worth. yes.

    Like0STFU0#143896
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    fucking squid. hahaha i lost.

    Like0STFU0#143898
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    i am cheap, you are correct. Paying $50.00 for some shit drawings is retarded.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Md made LL hotter then real life LL. Nice one.

    Like1STFU0#143900
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    besides the penis pump nipples.

    Like0STFU0#143901
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    the big nipples were the most feminine thing about her

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I hope bird killed her.

    Like0STFU0#143903
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    why? She didn't have no beef with you did she?

    Like0STFU0#143905
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    most discussed. you're welcome.

    Like0STFU0#143907
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    most people, because you're not that offensive

    Like0STFU0#143908
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    At least im not a tea nigger.

    Like0STFU1#143912
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He's caught in the middle of all kinds of gay.

    He's not boring enough to be annoying like giggles can pull off.

    Not offensive enough to be a bamford.

    Not funny enough to be...anyone.

    Not random enough to be a drunk rooster.

    Just a lame jackofalltrades. The low level Bard of Mz.

    Like2STFU0#143913
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At least if he had some kind of funny nationality, we could pretend he had character traits. Oster please move somewhere.

    Like2STFU0#143915
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    SteelxLiver was more entertain than me. I have no problem being boring.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    .... Egyptian/Greek isn't funny enough? my blood basically fucks people in the ass and gets fucked in the ass.

    Like0STFU0#143917
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    See now we are getting somewhere, you're what, half egyptian?

    Like0STFU0#143919
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok, from now on, Oster is a Gipsy. Adjust phasers everyone. Remember he steals stuff and carries disease.

    Like1STFU0#143920
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    idk. i have some other shit like Itialian dog and german pig. thats about it.

    Like0STFU0#143921
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    GOD DAMN BARRET. I HAVENT BEEN CALLED A GIPSY IN YEARS.

    Like0STFU0#143922
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I always used to wonder how foreign countries could ignore beggars and homeless so easily, I had never seen a homeless person or beggar before (Scandinavia F YEAH). Then gipsies started showing up and I instantly got it. Fuckin gypsies man...

    Like0STFU0#143924
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    for the record I only have a camel.

    Like0STFU0#143925
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Gipsies don't deserve to be spelled correctly. Only half the time.

    Like0STFU0#143926
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Damn, 10 seconds too late on steam.

    Like0STFU0#143927
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    what are you trying to buy?

    Like0STFU0#143928
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    And now he's reduced to doing crappy adverts like this and the Coors ones. oh how the mighty have fallen

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's because faggots keep watching shitty superhero movies featuring actors with no fighting background whatsoever

    Like2STFU0#144073
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    They should have him play in those movies. All of them.

    Magneto van Damme.

    Dr.Octodam.

    Captain Ameridam.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    sounds like a complete work of fiction

    Like0STFU1#144079