Occa

Cute drunk bitch edition


Submitted on Oct 13, 2018Cute
Points: 23


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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Fuck, the title didn't autofill correctly

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ....Occational...drunk chick?

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    I would upvote if I was the one that found her

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I've had better. These tits are like flat earth. no one likes flat earth.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    my black eye finally healed. Some cuck hit me with a rock. I dont remember much.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    You couldn't get better even if you paid for it.... which of course you can't afford unlike the punters who pay you $1 a time to suck cock

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    can anyone translate that.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and yet makodragon only fucks fat ones

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I would love to kick your fucking head off that shit you call a body.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    i'll even scooter to your kids and tell them the dead beat dad is dead.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you couldn't kick the head off a rotten lettuce.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    try me fuck stick. you're maybe 5'7". I tower over you. I'll fight Barret, MD, and you at the same time and win.

    Like0STFU0#143939
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You will eat the shit out of my ass and beg for god.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you also have big cajones for a stay-indoors desk dweller

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    im not posting my balls faggot.

    Like0STFU0#143943
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    i really want to fight you. Possibly the easiest fight ive been in.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    good but at the moment I don't have time to put up with your bravado.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I doubt you've ever been in a fight faggot

    Like0STFU1#143946
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    then square up pussy. I'll even fly to fagland.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    i'll dip you harder than your ex wife.

    Like0STFU0#143949
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Like the dagastan king. I'll ruin you fries.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    unlike punky I hold my word close.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    no words, I will hurt Ian to the best of my ability.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    so whats it gonna be you fucking twat?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Its time to put you money your mouth and get Fucked up big time oster

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I've been in fights before so I know how to handle myself plus I've fought a retard before so I'm battle hardened too

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    so we on. I'll give you $5,000 for beating me. If I win I want $5,000

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    You don't even have 5000 dollars you broke ass fuck

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    youre too fat and your knees are weak. Sambo till death.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    what's your wing span? 59 inches?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hm, I think its the first time in MZ history that I just scrolled by a thread without reading it. With the exception of some TR comments, never a whole thread.

    Good job.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    i'll fight anyone one this site. You're a bunch of cowards.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Barret Hm, I think its the first time in MZ history that I just scrolled by a thread without reading it. With the exception of some TR comments, never a whole thread. Good job.

    so it wasnt the first time.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fries for once in your life be a man. Just because you have a field mouse dick. Dont be a cunt.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You've got a big cock Oster but that's useless in a fight. Stick to being a lover, not a fighter. I'd knock you back into your larval state.

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    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Oyster... I'll be your huckleberry. Say WHEN.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    But what if I want to Greco-Roman rape you?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You'll get pieced up nigga

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Lololol. You can try.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can someone interesting or fun come online already?

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    today I poured my cereal before checking if there was milk....

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    HI MICROFAGGOT IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!

    How was your day? Oh.

    Hate it when that happens.

    I poured too much water in the oriental pot thingy i was making, so i wanted to let it sit a while to let some water evaporate so the consistency would be right. Totally forgot it was there while muchoing and gaming, so let it sit all day. lel.

    We should do this again sometime.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I ate it anyway with a bottle of water to chase the dusty sugar bits. High society are we.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    DID THE WATER TASTE LIKE LADY BOYS

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Should probably go eat the leftovers, its still sitting there...thickening...

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Add a bit of S&P and you should be fine. for being a skinny fuck, I know to make some amazing food.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Today was a sad day in MZ history.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    One by one I will defeat you. All I want is mod.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    wait. what about a challenge? besides eating poop. im no Tom.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You have to stay on the site and comment regularly for 2 days, given time to sleep and stuff of course, but the hard part is, you gotta not be an annoying faggot.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    * act like the rest of us and be dull.

    got it

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    SO close to earning modhood

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I've accepted that. So close yet so far away.

    Like0STFU0#144001
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS COMING/

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono, oster is talking to me in chat, i don't know what to do.... Do I kick him?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    do you hate me the most barret? or are you the "i dont even know of you"kind of person?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    are you still upset about 187.. how in two days I bested you?

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