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Okay, so my day begins at like 6 AM after a late night binging TV shows I missed. What the fuck. My dog is barking hardcode. Turns out, there's a big Siberian Husky (or a malamute or some shit) in my yard that just tried to eat one of my cute little kitty cats. It escaped up a tree or over the fence, but my dog ain't having it. The Husky keeps coming back up the driveway. It does not take no for an answer.
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It's aggressive and it's bold, and holy shit is it big. It doesn't blink. I have to physically back it up down the street, then turn around, grab my cat by the scruff of its neck, and toss it inside. By the time I turn back around, the dog is already halfway back up my driveway. It wants to rumble.
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It wants to jump my side gate, where my other cat might be hanging out. So I run through the house, find my dumb cat in the backyard, and toss him inside too because this dog is pushing at a flimsy gate 12 feet away. What? JUST KIDDING, he's trying to get over my neighbor's gate now. And into their backyard. Where they have little dogs.
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I don't hear any barking anymore. Oh no. Can't find him. I run over to a couple neighbor's houses (by now it's like 8 AM) and ask them if they have a Husky or something because this one is terrorizing the cul de sac. One of my neighbors actually DOES own Huskies, but they are well behaved and accounted for. So where the fuck did this new one come from?
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So my local animal control is useless... the County number is just a redirect to the city number, and the city number doesn't even take dispatch calls until 9 AM. So I spot the dog again. It wants to come up my driveway again, maybe to sneak into my neighbor's yard again. And I still have no idea about their small dogs since they aren't home or won't answer the door.
I spent at least 10-15 minutes standing at the top of my driveway, and this thing was standing at the bottom. Barking the entire time. I kept cutting it off from where it wanted to go. Eventually 9 AM hits and I call the working animal control line.
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They come around and this is what they tell me... They have seen dog food, and dog poop, and no other dogs. So logically, THE HUSKY MUST LIVE HERE HUR HUR HUR. They give me a line about how Huskies are very high energy and are notorious for climbing and escaping.
They move some stuff around the gate, put a note on the neighbor's door, and leave. "Thanks for calling us."
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Doesn't matter lol ... so I spend most of my day looking out the window making sure the beast hasn't escaped again. Waiting for my neighbor to come home from work so I can let them know what the fuck happened. Imagine you get home and there's a giant aggressive dog in your yard, and your other dogs are gone. And it's because I called animal control.
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They work fine, watch. You're just a retarded cuck piglet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dwjS_eI-lQ
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Bono, not for anything, but I put my Husky down last month. Lived 16 yrs. I miss him. Never barked. Howled human speach.
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Fred just got a Husky Boxer mix and he's quite the handful.I forgot about this vid
Guy help PoPo, but has an agenda