MuchoZucko Halloween Gaming Announcement

HALLOWEEN HAVOC IS LIVE

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Oct 19, 2018Browser Games
Points: 27
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Tags:muchozucko gameshalloween havocracing gamejavascript gameleaderboardsfastest lap· 304 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    PLAY NOW!

    https://muchozucko.com/halloween-havoc/

    CONTROLS: Arrow Keys to steer, Up Arrow Key to accelerate.

    GOAL: Set the record for the fastest lap with live updates from the leaderboard. If your time is the fastest at the end of the month, you get some free MZ Swag!

    BONUS: See if you can spot all the shitty inside jokes. Secret prize if you name them all.

    BUGS: This game runs on JavaScript and has undergone extensive debugging to be compatible with all modern browsers. If you encounter a game-breaking error, we need to see a screenshot of your browser's console, otherwise fuck off.

    DISCUSSION: This Submission will serve as the official thread to comment about the game, insult the game, downplay all the effort put into the game, call Bono a faggot, and collect your prize if you win.

    Like1STFU0#23298
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's pure JS, not Flash, so the link should work on your mobile device if you have a way to input controls that is equivalent to arrow keys. It actually worked on my Xbox too. They have GamePad apps on most phones for this sort of thing.

    Like0STFU0#145477
    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    My device is gay, then. Will check it out on PC.

    Like0STFU0#145485
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like it!

    You shall be my PR man for the foreseeable future.

    Like0STFU0#23299
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I fucking that that. The cars seem to randomly spawn

    Like0STFU0#145376
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Traffic is also highly variable, and some games you might be having the run of your life just to run into a bottleneck. Have fun 8)

    Like2STFU0#145378
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I just bottlenecked at the end twice I was stuck in front then hit from behind. Fuck you THJ that shit is mine.

    Like1STFU0#145379
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Surprised THJ got under 1:56 that fast... in all my test runs my best time was 1:53.1 - there's going to be a real log jam if you guys get competitive.

    Like2STFU0#145386
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I think the owner(s) should not get prizes. Just to be fair.

    Like0STFU0#145391
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The only advantage Barret has (besides a lifetime of being a gaming beckbeard) is that he got to see the game like a day earlier and help me debug. He's completed maybe 4 laps total.

    Like0STFU0#145393
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Well, Halloween didn't suck.

    Like0STFU0#145394
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The main reason i only did a few laps was because i didn't want to waste all the effort when the high scores get wiped. And of course I wanna have to work my way up like everyone else...

    Like0STFU0#145395
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    what he really means. "When I was playing I wrote a mod that lets me drive through all the cars."

    Like0STFU0#145396
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    but it's 37% how "modding" or 37% creating a hack works.

    Like0STFU0#145398
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    They used to be called "trainers".

    Like0STFU0#145400
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Nice crouching whunu

    Like0STFU0#23302
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Great game 10/10.

    Like0STFU1#23303
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I guess it would be cheating if i competed in that part...

    Like0STFU0#145385
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The prize for that one will be virtual rather than physical, and is to be determined.

    Like0STFU0#145388
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I also like the theme to Master Chef.

    Like0STFU0#145387
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Gotta go brush my teeth now, maybe take a shower. I feel the conditions have to be perfect if I'm going to beat this.

    Like0STFU1#23307
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's what a number 4 and no number WOULD say.

    Like0STFU0#145401
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    And now you are merely a 6, to be fair.

    Like0STFU0#145435
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Vet Bono If someone can get less than 1:54 (which obviously you can't) then they deserve the win

    Like0STFU0#145440
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I still made 2 mistakes on all of my best runs, so its possible to beat :)

    Like1STFU0#145441
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Vet Barret

    "Barret confirmed for deserving to win."

    just now

    Like1STFU0#145443
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Memes / References:

    - Punky is a spastic drumming fuck who needs to kill himself

    - Makodragon likes fat chicks

    - Whunu has a tiny penis and it's fun

    - Whunu crouching

    - BMH is super racist

    - THJ Truck Stop

    - Fat Bastard on the highway

    - The Friesmobile? The Assfucking Car.

    - Fries/Giggles is watching me masturbate because he loves cock

    - Naked Possum

    - The shit log looks too perfect but the penis is a user pic

    Like2STFU0#23309
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I google imaged shit log and it popped up, guessing Bono was just filling out the game on that one

    Like0STFU0#145407
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah that's how he ended up with the same poop from the jrob penis game.

    Like0STFU0#145455
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Now I know why he's called FatBastard.

    Had a near PERFECT run. Got slightly close to the edge of the road, didn't touch the edge, and there he comes. Mothafuckin' FAT BASTARD!!

    * Barret raises fist

    Like0STFU1#23310
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Perfect run... Awful big talk from someone who isn't #1 right now

    Like1STFU0#145405
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    is the grass the edge or the white line. this is important information.

    Like0STFU0#145406
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I actually forget if they're treated the same. Just know that when you go offroad your speed is reduced by at least 2% per game tick, down to a maximum of 30 MPH. Don't let the roads cuck you!

    Like0STFU0#145409
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Although sometimes swerving off road for a second is better than running into the back of a naked possum truck.

    Like0STFU0#145410
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Im cucked by the hills and cars pounding my ass.

    Like1STFU0#145411
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I got 1:55.38 i'll wait until you all get tired.

    Like0STFU0#145412
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    re: fatbastard - I tried to stay consistent with the original spritemap and coordinates, I think I did a very good job maintaining hitboxes, but fatbastard was my one failure. My headcanon is that fatbastard is so fat, he has his own gravity.

    Like0STFU0#145413
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    @Oster... did your internet go out during your lap? You aren't even in the top 10

    Like0STFU0#145414
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    no I stopped like 30 min ago. I am on mobile atm picking up drugs.

    Like0STFU0#145415
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well then you didn't get 1:55 faggot

    Like0STFU0#145416
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I did. I was second behing THJ. Eat a dick.

    Like0STFU0#145417
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What's that MF? I couldn't hear you over being #1.

    Like0STFU0#145418
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Bdawg you weren't even #1 long enough to type a comment about it

    Like0STFU0#145419
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    WAY TO ENCOURAGE USERS TO COMPETE

    Like0STFU0#145421
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    All this talk of shit reminds me that technically... +1 team shit

    Like3STFU0#23311
    Mucho User PunkyBruiserAdmin

    PunkyBruiser

    WOW! Team Shit now has 84 points!

    If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

    Like0STFU0#145408
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fucking piece of shit green faggothatfaggotfaggotfaggothat truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like2STFU0#23312
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I got 1:54.6 or something... that's my last lap, I'll let the rest of you beat my benchmark for greatness

    Like0STFU2#23313
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Like you could help yourself from doing it again.

    Like0STFU0#145420
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If someone can get less than 1:54 (which obviously you can't) then they deserve the win

    Like0STFU0#145422
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I am a little sauced, my next good time will be tomorrow morning but I swear... I'll wreck you fags

    Like1STFU0#145423
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    is the game made as it is not possible to beat 1:54 ? or is it possible.

    Like0STFU0#145424
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Being sauced a bit helps, good idea.

    Like0STFU0#145425
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At my best time, 1.55, i crashed 2 times, so yes its possible.

    Like2STFU0#145426
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    NExt Halloween make it a multiplayer game. users can sign in and race each other.

    Like0STFU0#145427
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    and he said his own best time was under 1.53, so unless he is a cheating nigger then i will win this thing

    Like1STFU0#145430
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    does "Next" mean nothing to you?

    Like0STFU0#145431
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Barret confirmed for deserving to win.

    Like1STFU0#145438
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    stfu faggot. enjoy something for once.

    Like2STFU0#145428
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I would enjoy kicking your dumb fagass

    Like0STFU4#145439
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You can't. Ever. 10 fights I win all 10.

    Like1STFU0#145442
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you never win a fight you fucking shitstain fuck.... I would fucking crush you

    Like0STFU5#145460
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You're so fucking gay.

    Like2STFU0#145461
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    it's like you took all the best bits for game from the last 30 years and made a totes shite game

    Like0STFU5#23315
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Haha.

    Giggles everyone!

    That's our giggles!

    *Audience laughs and proceeds to ignore him*

    Like3STFU0#145432
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    45 seconds was his best.

    Not in this game.

    Like1STFU0#145434
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    you would think drpaper boy would be good but these aren't scooters.

    Like0STFU0#145449
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    thing is I wouldn't 2 minutes to kick your dumbass

    Like0STFU1#145521
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Caretaker giggles get his booze allowance.

    Like0STFU0#145937
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono should make it a top 100 list so shitless can have a chance at the list.

    Like1STFU0#23316
  • Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    if you fail or mess up early in a lap you cant just reload ... you need to start the next lap at max speed

    Like0STFU0#145445
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You use that time to contemplate the error of your ways, and learning the turns. Don't let emotions cloud you, emotions do not exist, just drive. Drive....

    The speedforce shall set you free and the next lap shall be perfect.

    Like1STFU0#145451
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Zuckers hate Him, Women love him.

    Find out how The Barret dominated the scoreboard with this handy guide.

    Step 1. Make the game window as big as possible, F11 on Firefoox and zoom in.

    Step 2. Turn off the music.

    Step.3 Turn on good music.

    Step 4. Close your eyes.

    Step 5. Become one with the game, and music.

    Step 6. You can never beat the time on round 1, you need to finish one lap so you can start with maximum speed when you cross the finish line.

    Step 7 : Watch out for FattyMcFattesen(Fatbastard and Woody), try to take the inner turns when possible

    Step 8. Drive.

    Step 9. Don't stop driving until you are number 1 faggot.

    Step 10 : Be awesome like The Barret. But not awesomer.

    https://i.imgur.com/S93101o.jpg

    Like1STFU0#23318
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    all you gotta do is slide in.

    Like0STFU0#145458
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah always try to see which way its turning and get to the inner side.

    Like0STFU0#145459
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh shit Jones is going at it. Was wondering why it was so quiet in here.

    I'll give him a day before I make a comeback.

    Like0STFU0#23320
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fun Fact: Barret also has the slowest lap recorded (4 minutes 30 seconds and change) because he is old

    Like1STFU0#145464
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm coming for your win tomorrow Jones! Enjoy your short lived victory while it lasts!

    Also, obviously you were following my guide. So I still deserve some credit.

    Like0STFU0#145466
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The hurtful part of that was calling my selected track bad music

    Like0STFU0#145467
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I would enjoy it if i was running around a dungeon in oblivion maybe, it doesn't give me racing focus.

    Like0STFU0#145473
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Jones you read the guide wrong,,, It said NOT awesomer.

    Like0STFU0#145475
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    in all fairness you should of have a spooky spooky theme song. now the game is 9.0/10.0

    Like1STFU0#145476
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    CARS :

    The MZ Car.

    Pumpkin Car.

    THJ Truck (Vooki?).

    Fries Gaymobile.

    That looks like Fred driving the pink one.

    RIP Naked Possum Truck.

    Brown car (Wyit4?) Probably a white supremasist.

    The orange car is just Jack(O-lantern).

    BILLBOARDS :

    Jrob.

    Billy Oxycoton.

    Makodragons Fat Whales.

    Jones Free Hats.

    Punkys Drum Lessons.

    Whunu Sucks.

    Fries Watches.

    Have this feeling that there's supposed to be 8 billboards but only see those 7.

    DECORATIONS :

    The poop from google.

    Jrob Dick.

    Fatmofat Bush.

    Bullydragon tagged some rocks, that chav.

    Whunu on the mountain.

    Zuckerwood.

    Woody & Fatbastard, those fat fucks.

    Does pumpkins count?

    Like2STFU0#23323
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    FUCKING FAT BASSSSTARDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Like0STFU0#23324
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i gave up when i couldn't pass 7 cars trying to share 3 lanes.

    Like1STFU0#23327
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I knew you would be the first to quit.

    Like0STFU0#145488
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    shut up before i beat the shit out of you faggot.

    Like0STFU1#145500
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Soooooooooeeee....... Does this mean I actually have to make a game as well? Because I just made that teaser picture for fun and actually don't know how to code...

    Like0STFU0#23332
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The promo seemed to promise something on Halloween night.

    Like0STFU0#145491
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Will slap my face on Mario and count level 2 as the sewer level.

    Like0STFU0#145493
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    There's still an opening for "Main Coder" and Graphics Designer at Sewer Productions if you're interested.

    Like0STFU0#145499
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret welcomes BILLYNIGGERSINMYMOUTHHERE to the fold

    Like2STFU0#23333
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    fuckin fredmobiles...pumpkin shitwagons and faggotgreentrucks...also i ran into my own signage..owh the humanity

    Like3STFU0#145584
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That kind of makes me happy I'm not in the game. Unless you count the babe in the car.

    Like0STFU0#145587
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The pumpkincar reminds me of that guy with the pumpkin ass avatar.

    Like1STFU0#145588
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    im in the 1:53 club..but just..a 52 seems doable if i can make a mistake free run...but fuck if you dont get spirit-crushed as soon as you stop dead from a giant log or a fatbastard

    Like0STFU0#145591
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm positive I can go just barely under 1:52 on a perfect race. But no further. The question is...should i spend all the time necessary to get a perfect race? mmmmmmm

    Like0STFU0#145596
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    fuckin boner's secret ploy to time-suck our balls off with his addictive "beat the other fags" racing game...pure evil genius

    Like2STFU0#145602
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    and then once you have done so MD will enter the fray...

    Like0STFU0#145603
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    soon you will discover my enlightened ,chubby chasin' ,superhero-illustrating , fellow fries/faggles hating limey friend, talk is mighty cheap out in turd-tree acres

    Like6STFU0#145605
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Turd-Treeeeee Acres is the place to be,

    CUUUNTRY LIVING is the life for me!

    Like1STFU0#145606
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahahha you total beast mate! Make Barret sweat like a lump of cheddar in giggles's anus while he goes exploring his native paki homeland

    Like1STFU0#145607
  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    i will never see the game, my imac 10.6.8. is slightly fucking useless, only downloads porn. i hope you put Anthrax in the game soundtrack , great driving music. i would have kicked all o your asses at this game.

    Like0STFU0#23339
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you couldn't kick a fackn drunken Abo in the arse whilst he's lying paralytic in your mother's fucking driveway you bald-headed piss sipping Aussie sack of guano

    Like3STFU0#145537
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    correct, i'd kick your absent sperm donor in his cranium.

    Like2STFU0#145553
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    @megaFAGGOT

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?

    Like1STFU0#23350
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Phew, only made one tiny its bitsy error there, still lost, this will be hard.

    Like0STFU0#23366
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Just imagine THJ holding that #1 spot... his name, piss Gold, for eternity, above you.

    Like0STFU0#145608
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Obviously anyone better then me deserves to win.

    He's not better though.

    Like0STFU0#145609
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I'm better than you. But I finished six HUNDREDTHS of a second behind Truc... so I'm done. All the top times are within 2 seconds. You guys have officially "figured out" the game, and a good run seems dependent on luck with the traffic during critical turns.

    As Billy said, designed to waste time and suck out our life force...

    Like2STFU0#145610
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I guess ultimately, I win you all by not even wasting a moment trying to compete

    Like0STFU0#145611
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    c'mon cartersB... you can do better than that

    Like0STFU0#145613
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    You aren't an old lady so I can't rightly pummel you now can I?

    Like2STFU0#145617
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job on knocking me down to third. All we need now is megaFAGGOT taking the third to complete the humiliation.

    Like0STFU0#145621
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s tighter than nuns chuff at the top. It’s annoying as fuck when it’s down to pure luck to shave off a fraction of a second.

    Like0STFU0#145844
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    *bullshit. played twice. wont be playing again

    Like0STFU0#145846
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    BONER!! Please make a ten lap gauntlet mode !!! All of us can pull a lucky lap out of our asses. 10 lap total time for the big BUCKS!!!

    Like0STFU0#23395
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    If he's recording times he can just add your 10 best laps dummy

    Like0STFU0#145869
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That kind of defeats the purpose of "no lucky laps"....

    Like0STFU0#145870
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like the idea of 3 laps actually.

    Like0STFU0#145871
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    I think 3 is good , 5 is better, 10 laps is extreme, oh my how about 20 laps in the terrordome !!!

    Like0STFU0#145872
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    20 laps would be 40 minutes of unpaused racing, I dunno if Bono has the tech skills to code a pause button. Id be ok with 5, you can't have 5 lucky laps in a row...

    Like1STFU0#145873
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    I hope this happens, I think I burnt a piece of my pre frontal cortex this morning playing 4 hours in a row!!!

    Like0STFU0#145876
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Jesus Toast, go take a piss break

    Like0STFU0#145879
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe for Christmas or something I can release another mode

    Like0STFU0#145880
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Not for nothing, but when you switch tabs, your car stops and the timer stops.

    Like0STFU0#145906
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Protip* Quick decelerations then accelerations account for about 1/7 of a crash, use them wisely ! ZENTENDO POWER©

    Like1STFU0#23397
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    You know forza horizon 3 is better

    Like0STFU1#23398
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Do it. Even if it’s just for an hour. He wouldn’t be able to say “pretty sure I’m unbanable” anymore.

    Like0STFU0#145885
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Now now, lets give him a turn on the track to redeem himself first! ;)--)

    Like1STFU0#145886
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    If he can get under 2 minutes I'll be shocked. That's a serious grind for a little game.

    Like0STFU0#145889
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    It is, I shoulve started yesterday when times were higher. I got 1:53:69 out of like120+ tries

    Like0STFU0#145890
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Holy fuck, CMT wasn't lying... that's a lotta laps

    Like1STFU0#145892
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    TOASTsane I'm putting you in charge of beta testing for me next time I make a game. If that should ever happen.

    Like1STFU0#145911
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm just testing rather extensively..

    Like0STFU1#145913
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret faps and does nothing

    Like0STFU0#145914
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Finish your game fgt

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    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Hey thanks barrel, and boner I noticed a couple of glitchrs that stood out . 1) that fggt nggr fred g and his pink car move from right lane to left lane without hitti g the center lane. 2) (this one might not be as much a glitch but if you decelerate.fast. in front of all vehicles you can get a soft bump and not lose all speed...but the brown car takes all sppeed no matter if you slowed up at all

    Like0STFU0#145918
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think the cars are coded so they can jump from lane to lane at super speed, and they are also only 1 pixel thick, this is so their Ai doesn't have to be that good and there won't be any collisions. I think.

    Number 2 is a good observation. Have to check that out.

    Like0STFU0#145919
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can't seem to recreate that second "feature". Seem to loose the same amount of speed no matter what. Seems reasonable too because the cars probably have the same code anyway.

    Like0STFU0#145920
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    I may have worded it wrong, if youre going fast and let up on the gas and get an incidental bump on the cars except the brown car you will lose half your speed and regain, whereas the brown car kills all speed.

    Like0STFU0#145925
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Still can't seem to recreate it, oh well. No Biggie.

    Like0STFU0#145934
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    How is it possible to be that bad

    Like0STFU0#145893
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I guess if you're very old and an alcoholic

    Like1STFU0#145894
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fyi , I was getting 2:09 while drunk on Saturday night , ive shaved off 6 seconds being sober. im just not sad enough to do 120 consecutive laps in a vain attempt to get less the 1:58.... maybe.

    Like0STFU1#145896
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think i hit 1:55 on my second lap when I first tested the game for bono.

    Like1STFU0#145899
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    For the first lap i was just looking around.

    Like0STFU0#145900
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i cant get back up on the board..maybe try later...maybe im too old ...that reminds me-fuck you kids

    Like2STFU0#145901
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I've done it like 5-10 times, I was #2 last time I checked. Giggles is probably just really bad at the game on account of his advanced age.

    Like1STFU0#145907
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Now had you used the arcade version of PowerDrift I'd be impressed. I was a demon on that. I even had the bonus jet fighter race

    Like0STFU1#23405
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret shakes fist at Tigeriger

    Like1STFU0#23407
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Come join the 1:52 club or whatever it is.

    Like0STFU0#145909
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey I was in it before it was cool!

    Like0STFU0#145910
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Well done the below 2 minutes faggot club

    Like0STFU1#145929
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    whats Uuoody supposed to dressed as ?

    Like0STFU1#23408
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    A lady of the night. It was a photoshop posted here I think.

    Like0STFU0#145908
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I just want to know what fatbastard thinks.

    About being so fat.

    Like0STFU0#145916
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    He thinks you should shut the fuck up

    Like0STFU2#145932
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    No U, hey barrel , hey boner , can we get a go to bottom of page button or a page break lol

    Like0STFU0#145933
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    great 8 car superhighway.

    Like0STFU0#23423
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Proud to see so many that joined the 52 club, even old man Billy and The Dude! Come on guys, we can knock bono off top 20 completely!

    Like1STFU0#23456
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I take this as...any game released on mucho needs to have a seriously hard mode for the Vets to fight about.

    Like0STFU0#23457
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    for this game i would be happy for a "max time" so if we get close, we can stop wondering what if

    Like0STFU0#146140
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i.e. just let us know if nobody could ever get lower than 1:50

    Like0STFU0#146141
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I still feel like you could get to 1:52, maybe a few microseconds under it, on a perfect lap, but no lower then that.

    Like0STFU0#146142
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Easy mode for bamford confirmed.

    Like0STFU0#146144
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Traffic is variable... this isn't like Super Mario where you can have a machine test the course with preset commands. I might be able to find a way to turn off traffic and the G-force that acts on you during wide turns. Then we could get a true "best" time.

    Like0STFU0#146145
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    or could all stop being pussies and beat THJ

    Like2STFU0#146146
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The game is perfect the way it is. Too late to change it now. Don't even think about it.

    But next time you can do whatever!

    Like0STFU0#146147
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Or just beta test my game and give me feedback already.

    Like0STFU0#146148
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Let me fix dinner and apply some pussy juice to my eye

    Like0STFU0#146149
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    THJ still holds the top spot? He truly is a badass truckermotherfucker

    Like0STFU1#146151
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    it's not the end of the month!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like0STFU0#146478
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I fucking hate you.

    Just so were clear. Queer.

    Like0STFU0#146480
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    more like black with hate.

    Like0STFU0#146484
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    my pooper is too tight for niggers.

    Like0STFU0#146488
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only 0,05 seconds left to go!

    Like0STFU0#23607
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Will make whoever gets to 1:52 or below first a playable bonus character in the Halloween Special.

    Like1STFU0#23608
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    there is this stretch... the first big turn, about 40 seconds into the game. i made my only mistake. i let off the gas for a fraction of a second to avoid crashing. final time: 1:52.01

    Like1STFU0#146610
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Proving my estimate abilities to be near rainman quality.

    Like0STFU0#146613
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So what should I do here? lol I don't even... what the fuck. Cannot computer.

    * Barret self deletes

    Like0STFU0#146760
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    How long does it take to make a new character for your game? Give THJ a day. I believe in him. He's smelly enough to beat ANY game.

    Like1STFU0#146761
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    From 10 minutes to 2 days. Depending.

    Like0STFU0#146762
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I did say the first to hit 1:52, although whoever gets the lowest time is more fair, it is what I said.

    If charisma doesn't say a word then I'll assume he never even knew and just take the best time. If he subs a picture or at least shows some kind of interest with a comment, then I'll make it happen. Yes even if it has to be Elon Musk.

    What was his previous avy again? Brendan Fraser?

    Like0STFU0#146764
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Added. But fuck it he's not getting an ending. Won't promise anything else but just maybe there's room for one tiny character more.

    Like0STFU0#146777
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    It was still Musk, just with a different shit eating grin

    Like0STFU0#146779
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret caughs at faggotsan

    Like0STFU0#146786
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So yeah, I accidentally added brendan fraser as a playable character. Opsie. Guess I will have to fix that and do over. lol.

    Like1STFU0#146808
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only 2 more to get rid of Bono...

    Like0STFU0#23628
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well done Charisma you little shit! We finally got rid of that Bono from the top list.

    Now sub yourself a selfie with a sign for us to laugh at so you can star in the much-o anticipated MuchoZucko Sewer Escape for this Halloween!

    Like0STFU0#23678
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What ya think I should do? The whole thing is fucked up.

    Like0STFU0#146775
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lel, more like halloweed am i right!?!?!?!? Huehuehueheuheuheuhue.

    Like0STFU1#23679
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What'chu mean "tonight"? Sillymegafagshere

    Like0STFU0#146767
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh shit, Motherfuckin Jones did it. You guys must have stretched the limits of reality getting these times. Not sure if impressed or frightened.

    Like0STFU0#23695
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    its down to a science...... you simply cannot let off the gas at all, and have to hope for no traffic at those long turns

    Like0STFU0#146798
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Jebus.... Kinda glad I didn't try to beat that, would have gone bonkers, was already frustrating enough.

    Like1STFU0#146800
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    ive only managed to go through that one long asshole turn without running into possums cock or a buttsniffin pumpkin car...i was not letting up as i knew that is the only way..anyway,truckerhats off to you larry the cable guy

    Like1STFU0#146804
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Just build a wall. But it will only show up if you're projected to beat 1:51.00

    Like3STFU0#146807
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Mobile is slow.. must be on my end.

    Like0STFU0#23696
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I may have written half of them.

    Like0STFU0#146810
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe, we don't keep track of these things, we don't want to encourage polefags such as myself to spam.

    Like0STFU0#146813
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Nothing wrong with pole fags.

    Like0STFU0#146814
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, aren't we all excited to see what Jones' prize will be!?

    Like0STFU0#24009
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    BoNO probably thought he could beat the time himself so he wouldn't have to give any awards :(

    Like0STFU0#24010