Truckerhatjones Celebrates Hitting The Top of Halloween Havoc

real until we see pic

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Oct 20, 2018Freak Porn
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Tags:she thinks my tractor's sexytruckerhatjones· 79 comments

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I am so sure I have seen this before... but if it's not on this site, that makes me gay.

    Like0STFU0#23367
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I posted it on "the other" place years ago in celebration of its re-opening. Could have been on newsfilter I guess.

    Like0STFU0#145619
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Jesus Christ you guys... I just clicked on the Truckethatjones tag... hahahaha

    Like2STFU1#23368
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its almost better that we don't see his face now.

    Like1STFU0#145620
  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    country music sucks...wheres the slayer???

    Like0STFU2#23372
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I just upvoted an uncomfortably long solo masturbation vid

    Like3STFU0#23375
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    shhhh, you had me at "i just upvoted an uncomfortably long solo masturbation vid"..

    Like0STFU1#145666
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Jeez, this has been here for at least 3 hours?

    Fuck me. Uhm. Sorry Barret.

    Like0STFU0#23376
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    that is the manliest wank I could ever hope to witness...

    Like1STFU0#23377
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    this is 99% how I would have visualised THJ

    Like0STFU1#23382
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That comment alone was worth the ban

    Like1STFU2#146008
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Puts me in mind of that guy who died while jerking off on cam and his wife found his body.

    Like0STFU0#146016
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I disagree with the Barret here...

    Dude is totally having a stroke.

    Like2STFU1#146040
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    here's to hoping he learns something. If not, I am here to makofuck him right in the manpussy

    Like0STFU0#146043
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    nope, I am full on gay for giggles buttchops. It's also a punkybruiser term, 'manpussy'.

    Like0STFU0#146045
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I wasn't calling you a manpussy. Just saiyan.

    Like0STFU0#146046
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    When you explain a pun and people think its a good comment...

    Like0STFU0#146047
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    sidenot: my rapegrip wankhand fistjob to the motherfucker who knows how to keep a vodka and coke fizzy

    Like0STFU0#146052
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    Add an alka seltzer, your welcome, Jack yourself off homo

    Like2STFU0#146054
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Glandmilker knew what he was doing, so was fries.

    "Great, someone made a kind of pun, now i get to pretend i didn't understand that so i can repeat the pun more obviously and pretend to be dumbclever".

    Like1STFU1#146056
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    jeez barret... could you try any harder? Just let giggles have that one man.

    Like0STFU0#146059
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    No! He did it on purpose!You have officially been out-dumbcleverered by fries.

    Like0STFU0#146060
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hey UUoody, I know you're just inputting for the handjob. I'd even thrown in a bit of mouth action for you though

    Like1STFU0#146061
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He took you for a ride with no lube, and made you think that you liked it.

    Like1STFU0#146062
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Could you ascribe more intelligence to the faggots?

    Like0STFU0#146063
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    There was a double entendre in the original comment. Giggles pointed it out. That's good for him.

    Like1STFU0#146064
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If you actually think that was a deliberate double entendre in the original comment... I don't even

    Like0STFU0#146065
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I WAS gonna sub some good shit, but just for this faggotry you can get fucked and endure my rage in the comments instead.

    Like0STFU0#146068
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "If you actually think that was a deliberate double entendre in the original comment... I don't even"

    Speaking of ascribing intelligence to faggots... give glandmilker some credit.

    Like0STFU0#146070
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I feel like I deserve credit for that as well

    Like2STFU0#146077
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I see we have reached that part of the binge.

    Like0STFU0#146081
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    going by what's left in my bottle, I'm only half way through this binge... with the option of extending since I started boozing so early that the shops will still be open by the time I'm finished

    Like0STFU0#146082
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono remembers he has like 12 beers left

    Like1STFU0#146083
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    that's almost 6 English beers! Fine if you wanna drink in 'moderation'

    Like0STFU0#146084
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Suck a dick dumbshit, in WW2 you finished in 3rd place

    Like0STFU0#146086
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm not actually sure we finished before Germany... But thanks :)

    Like0STFU0#146087
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Well, you guys got the verbosity right at least, but the awesomeness was sorely lacking.

    Like0STFU0#146281
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Have a good wank u fucker ! My mind is numb from that game. Got 20th for now. Im tired :(

    Like3STFU0#23391
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Well I imagine that laugh means someone knocked out of the rankings. I dont know...I smashed my laptop to pieces against the wall !!! Great game 10/10 would play again but....

    Like1STFU0#145867
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    How the fuck did this get a higher score then the game itself? Fuck is wrong with you people! Imagine how many hours of work Bono put into that shit.

    Like0STFU0#23393
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Then there's this faggot's pincushion, who votes on nothing

    Like3STFU0#145864
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I can not believe how pernickety you fuckers are

    Like0STFU2#145875
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's a weird way to spell six testicles

    Like3STFU0#145878
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    when I eventually develop a gut that big, I hope I am this cool

    Like1STFU0#23443
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    there's 20 people within a tenth of a second... fuckin ridiculous.

    Like0STFU1#146132
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    we don't even know what the best possible time is because of the bullshit cars that warp in and out of reality right in front of you.

    Like0STFU1#146133
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    at least the truc faggotry is over... 5 different people in the top 5 spots, fuckin no life loser tried to take every spot.

    Like1STFU1#146134
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i wonder how it feels to be a tiger or a billy... game of your life and some other faggot robs you of glory by a tenth of a second

    Like0STFU1#146136
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    and then there's this quitter.

    Like0STFU1#146137
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I was all top 3 for a few minutes 8(

    Like0STFU0#146138