Oster the Jelly Junkie

I'm getting faster and better at portraits.

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Oct 29, 2018Art & Music
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Oster the Jelly Junkie
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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Did it all without even finishing one beer.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Thankee Flash! That's what I'm good for dude :)

    Like1STFU0#147160
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Cheers dude 8) I'm considering re-inking it though. The settings I used don't show up well for an avatar. Noted.

    Like0STFU0#147155
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    not hyper-realistic enough... Cant match my map..

    Like1STFU0#147158
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    only you would understand that. I love this. Dont change it. Also, wanna test your luck in oster's boring long played out played fuckery?

    Like0STFU0#147163
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    technically this ISNT a caricature

    Like0STFU3#23814
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you are correct. I struggle with actual caricatures... Your face is just easy.

    Like0STFU0#147151
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    AM I YAK OR THIS FUCK!!!!

    Like0STFU0#147164
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Excellent portrait... of yak

    Like0STFU3#23817
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I feel another Bono caricature coming on. And this WILL be a caricature.

    Like1STFU0#147169
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    don't that noob giggles scare you into doing something you dont want to

    Like1STFU0#147170
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    did you just refer to Bono as giggles?

    OOOOHHHHHHH!

    Like1STFU0#147171
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My winkle always wants attention after I do some artwork...

    Like1STFU0#23819
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You will be know by me as niggerhatjones henceforth

    Like1STFU0#147178
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't give a fuck. YOU ACCEPT MY SKILLS AS GENUINE NHJ

    Like0STFU0#147180
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I WENT TO ART SCHOOL FOR LIKE 8 YEARS IN TOTAL

    Like1STFU2#147183
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    and this is what you give us?

    Like2STFU1#147184
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I;d like to see you find someone else who can do that in one beers time

    Like0STFU0#147185
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You went to art school for EIGHT years? And you had the balls to tell me you sit in your house doodling all day because you feel like it makes you better? Like it'll lead to something? After EIGHT YEARS of art school?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I need to excuse myself

    Like0STFU0#147189
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    there's an easy way to test whether I trace my shit...

    Like0STFU0#147190
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You just need to be punched hard in the face Bono.

    Like0STFU0#147191
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Did Someone say Mid-week metal night

    Like1STFU0#147192
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    HE has 2 years training... Watch out.

    LEG KICKS!!!!

    Like0STFU0#147194
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't say my name! I am excused!

    Like0STFU0#147195
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    4 years of my schooling was in modern 'art'. You like, have to study that shit here... why am I even bothering to explain...

    I'm basically self taught, like any artist worth their salt.

    Like0STFU0#147199
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    set outside for a bit and start painting... Kylon is your friend.

    Like0STFU0#147200
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Where is the punky gif of shit draining from his mouth.

    Like0STFU0#147206
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you guys are taking this giggles hate too far man... He ain't that bad.

    Like0STFU0#147207
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    EVERYONE TRIANGULATE TO MD HATE

    Like2STFU0#147222
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Fuck this shit. No more art for you faggots.

    Like1STFU0#23833
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    * makodragon joins giggles in being a faggot

    Like2STFU0#147213
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you're the one acting like he's taking his ball home

    Like0STFU1#147214
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    what are the tenets?

    Never vote. Be a constant bitch. Get banned by a manlet. Be a pedantic shitcrumbler. Fuck a cat....Oohh... no can do

    Like1STFU0#147215
    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Here is was going to see about you making some artwork for me and you quit user:FlashGordon shouts what the fuck guys

    Like0STFU0#147216
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, I will do shit for you, but the site won;t get to see it.

    Like1STFU0#147218
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    sit-rep makodragon. your artwork is too good for a downvote (mainly cos I cant draw for toffee) but I fear an upvote gives that shit-for-brains oster encouragement that he doenst deserve. I prefer to remain neutral

    Like0STFU1#147219
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Fine with me dude.

    What I don't need is some manlet who can't even adequately code a shock site disparaging my skill.

    Like0STFU0#147220
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    and who are you? Oh that's right "-------------------------".

    Like0STFU0#147223
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Oster still has THE MOST commented topics of today(ish).

    Like0STFU0#23834
  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    TRACER !!! mymakostickshistoungeoutwhiletracingdragon.

    Like1STFU0#23840
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Barrets Indian hate I fully appreciate. I sold a car to a indian who haggled with me for two hours over $250.00 back in 2011. I guarantee that shit skin sold it for $900.00 more than he paid soon after the transaction.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I know an Indian who tried to get hours of work out of a dude for just $3.

    Like1STFU0#147270
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Gipsy* you mother fuck.

    Like0STFU0#147271
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    you havin flashblacks from shit acid...i had your dealer for 2 fckn hours over your $250, thats why you got shit acid...the flashbacks aint from the paper infused febreeze, you fckn twat..

    Like0STFU1#147273
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Could you be more irellivant?

    Like0STFU0#147274
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    shall i be relevent? you now broke cunt, half a pouch of bacci , piss ant stem ridden weed, NO tobacco, just merories of pathetic L.S.D. (febreeze paper), you are the stem in my chop.

    Like0STFU0#147278
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    and youll probably blame your missus for your worthless situation, bash the cunt outta it, then the system will let you off to rampantly self destruct.

    Like0STFU0#147279
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Woah.. never beat women.. unless their name is giggles.

    Like0STFU0#147281
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    did i hit a nerve? ,bahahaha (trigger)? it's not Janes fault..look in the mirror at your fucking abnormal eye structure.. fckn freaaak !!!

    Like0STFU0#147282
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You couldn't hit five pakis holding hands if you were driving. But keep on.

    Like1STFU0#147284
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    your cock is a bitch....even it regects you....soft cunt..

    Like0STFU0#147285
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    * Oster rubs nipples.

    Tell me more.

    Like0STFU0#147286
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    pakis/english/USFCKNA/Aussie/....i'd pilot the meteor to rid existence of any thought of you

    Like0STFU0#147287
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    If you're God, why are you upside down?

    Like0STFU0#147290
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    that is your perspective. as i command.

    Like0STFU0#147291
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Thanks for putting me to sleep finally.

    Like0STFU0#147292
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Mick pats Oysters fat ass to sleep...one day , you will be a big boy..

    Like0STFU0#147293
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    * Oster killer instinct background voice

    Ultra.

    Like0STFU0#147295
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    "backgroundvoice" baaahaa fckn haaa.

    Like0STFU0#147296
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    i missed u rubbin nipples..fuck.

    Like0STFU0#147297
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    seriously but, i have no more beer in my refrigerator.right now, luckily for me/us i have a respectable relationship with my local publican, im sure i can drum up another box or two.. weed is covered, i'l be right back.....

    Like0STFU0#147298
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    more beer more beer more beer,(sing with me) more beer more beer more beer...more beer more beer more beer, more beer , moooore beeeeerrr.om a persoal note, more weed more weed more weed, more weed more weed more weeeeed, (sing with me ) more weeed ,more fckn weeed....more weed , more fckn weed.....

    Like0STFU0#147299
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    MD is off cryin in her weet bix, where u at?

    Like0STFU0#147467
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    apparently mymakohowsthehangover?slutdragon is online..

    Like0STFU0#147468
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Now do your next painting like Mila.

    Like0STFU0#23863
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    The ass artist, not the little girl on YouTube.

    Like0STFU0#147380