Resurrected

The zenith of zeal and zest.


by TR
Submitted on Oct 30, 2018Muchoers Gone Wild
Points: 13

Resurrected

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Now we are talking, finally. The Monster behind the Monster.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    My real name is Yigal Yogsototh.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So is this the cafe where you get your internet?

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    That was at Marty's Cocktails, which is a block from the crazy ape. I would have used the Wi-Fi at Marty's, but the owner wouldn't tell me the password. She is the sort who makes a lot of being smarter than most guys, along with having massive tits, so when she comes across someone who is underwhelmed by her brain and dismissive of her body, it confuses her.

    I offered to let her be in the photo, but she was too shy.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm sure you did...I'm sure you did...

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Sometimes, to tease her, I take a book which I keep in my car titled the sensuous womam, published in 1969, I think.

    She does not know what the butterfly flick is.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Going by your complexion, you were really upside down.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Oh look, it's chubby Christopher Walken!

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fake , the real TR would know how to spell verbosity

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    You look like Toolman's younger brother who rapes cats for a living

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I used to rescue cats.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    thats so lovely, passionate soul.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    if you gunna rape, whispers.(rape passionatly)

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    You can't have a therapist without the rapist.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Also didn't you say something about spell checking your bio when unbanned? You fuck

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I did. I misspelled puissant as pussiant.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    therapeutic rape? possibly...

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Huh, I thought it was supposed to be pissant this entire time. Between you and the limey fucks I'm always learning words.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    i wanna be gettin paid double time for that shit.

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Hahaha

    I like how Mick was being ignored.

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