Penis Chicken Egg
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FlashGordonfucks himself
It could be a Scientologist egg. Or even a Scientologist penis.
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
No!....Really! All roosters are hatched from eggs that shape. And they are used to make hollow Easter eggs by putting a pin hole in each end and blowing out the splooge. You get to choose which end you blow on. ;)
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Well if it is, then your mind is responsible for Giggles, TBW, Fred, BF, FatmoFat, Me and all the other reprobates. Sweet dreams.
T0llb00thwillie🎂
That chicken never crossed the road, she was stuck in a roundabout.....
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
I WANT MAURY.. LOOK AT THAT OVAL.. DON'T LOOK ANYTHANG LI' MY OVAL!! LITTLE ASS CARTERS BIRD LEGS.. NU 'AHH HONEY CHIL' .. BOJANGLES CAN'T EVEN PAY FOR THAT TURKEY MUTHA FUCKA! NEGRO!

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