When you gotta go, you gotta go

This is my kinda girl


Submitted on Nov 1, 2018Funny
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  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    A friendly reminder, this doesn't go over so good when I pee in the woman's bathroom sink.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    *without being raped

    What is this, a non-sharia law country?

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    There are men who pussy out of pissing in a urinal next to another bloke, instead opting for a cubicle...

    I wonder who they are among you faggots...

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Used to not even want to shit in a cubicle if there i could hear someone in the same room, awkward as fuck. Now I don't give a shit. Its morel like ill let out a big fart and then struggle not to laugh.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I kinda hate it when dudes fart in the toilet. That's just bad etiquette.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Not long ago i was sitting in a cubicle, trying to push out a dookie that didn't wanna come out, another guy came and sat next to me in complete silence. So much time passed, i wonder if he was afraid to shit while i was there. After a bit of time had passed i finally managed to squeeze something out, along with a fart. It was like he had been waiting for a start signal or something, at the very same moment he broke out with a fart and a turd too.

    Wtf, was he holding it in because he didn't wanna be first or something?

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Try taking a shit right next to someone in jail. In american jail open dorm settings surrounded by a steel cage and 16 other men, it's exactly that with no partition whatsoever. You get used to it after a while.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Along the same line, the manager of R and D entered the stall next to me at work. I could tell it was him from his shoes. I waited until he started straining and making evacuation sounds, then asked for his thoughts on the RF shielding problem we were having on a new prototype machine. Never pass up the chance to zing the boss.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    At Boy Scout camp we had a three hole outhouse. I was never comfortable if I had to share the space with one of the adult leaders.

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    In boy scouts we had single stall latrines for #2 and long troughs to piss in.Though I'd usually wait until I was near the medic station bathroom and just shit in there and stink up their place. It was air conditioned, and porcelain, and there were free ice cold water bottles there too. Very nice in the summer time.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    I'll help you with the pun: I find it HARD to piss with an ERECTION.

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    only a stupid bitch would set her beer down on that piss soaked floor

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    and with that effort ,she shoulda bin raped...

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    musta been a lakers homer game...

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