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2019 Erotic Calendar, for the discerning Zucker.

Ooo la la.

by TheDudeAbides

Submitted on Nov 3, 2018Funny

Points: 20

2019 Erotic Calendar, for the discerning Zucker.

Tags:2019 calendar insects insex sex with bugs· 45 comments

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Zucker
T0llb00thwillie🎂
DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK TONIGHT
Like2STFU0#240938 years ago
Zucker
TheDudeAbides
Wow, I'm so used to doing it on Halloween. Is it bad I would have forgotten without you?
Like0STFU0#1481218 years ago
Vet
Barret
Would totally bang that butterfly.
MD would go for a female dung beetle.
Fatmofat the housefly.
Bono the mantis obviously.
Like1STFU0#240948 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
And I'd most certainly go for the Dragonfly
Like0STFU0#1481228 years ago
Vet
Barret
EXCELLENT FREAKPORN SIR
Like0STFU0#240958 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
He was right not to put it in that category. This is but a novelty. FreakPorn, to me, is something tangible... a video with good sound and a storyline that lasts long enough to bust a nut if it checks your boxes.
Like0STFU1#1481248 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
You know Giggles loves those COCKroaches
Like4STFU0#240968 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
And those Earthworms and MANtises
Like0STFU0#1481288 years ago
Vet
Barret
I hope there's one for fish.
Like1STFU0#240998 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Who would stick their cock in a fish do you think Barret?
Like0STFU0#1481298 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Or would the fish go inside them....?
Like0STFU0#1481308 years ago
Vet
Barret
Can't it be both?
Like2STFU0#1481328 years ago
Vet
Barret
Id fuck a penguin, the sealions seem to enjoy raping them.
Like0STFU0#1481338 years ago
Vet
Barret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlR2TgG0kQ
Like3STFU1#1481348 years ago
Vet
Barret
lol the face of the penguin at the end. "the fuck you looking at?"
Like0STFU0#1481358 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
mymakopenguindragqueen
Like0STFU0#1481488 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
is this pig latin
Like0STFU0#1481498 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
it is whatever you want it to be truc,
Like0STFU0#1481508 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
Can I be Carb?
Like0STFU0#1481568 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
if that floats your boat, go hard, you can be anything !!!!
Like0STFU0#1481578 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
* i wish you were a beer.
Like0STFU0#1481598 years ago
Vet
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Needle dick the bug fucker approves.
Like0STFU0#241008 years ago
Vet
Bono
Knowing your state of residence, I can only guess he's a neighbor of yours
Like0STFU0#1481318 years ago
Vet
Bono
I'm restarting the ZuckoPuter later this evening. Site will be down for a couple minutes and you will probably be logged out.
Like0STFU0#241028 years ago
Vet
Barret
* Barret checks the changelog
Like0STFU0#1481378 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
its blank
Like0STFU0#1481388 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
that gobshite
Like0STFU0#1481398 years ago
Vet
Barret
He may or not be a gobshite, depending on if he gets back to me on this thing soon.
Like0STFU0#1481408 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
Thing?
Like0STFU0#1481418 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
Thang?
Like0STFU0#1481428 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
pls no moar sewer
Like0STFU1#1481438 years ago
Vet
Barret
Nags at me for months to make a game.
Doesn't play or like game.
Douchebag doucheFAGGOT.
Like0STFU0#1481448 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
I do declare
Like0STFU0#1481458 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
margarine FELLA played your game and bitched about it, which is what you really wanted all along
Like2STFU0#1481468 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
if monday to FRIDAY cares to bitch it means he will help test the next one
Like0STFU0#1481478 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
why are comments and the online people fucked
Like0STFU0#241098 years ago
Vet
Bono
You went back in time by 1 hour and I forgot to change some shit
Like0STFU0#1481838 years ago
Vet
Bono
WHY WASN'T TBW THERE TO REMIND US?!
Like0STFU0#1481848 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
......hes busy?
Like0STFU0#1481858 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
TIME CHANGE!!!!!!
Like0STFU0#241108 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
V7xtc7c7tc7c7c7t ebv
Like0STFU0#1481808 years ago
Vet
glandmilker
spiders are not insects , you ruined the freak porn
Like1STFU0#241148 years ago
Vet
makodragon
Neither are worms
Like0STFU0#1481868 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
neither are you two, but here you are crawling all over this post
Like0STFU0#1481898 years ago
Noob
RapeBeard
Pretty sure when I woke up this morning, I was well aware that I would end the night fapping to insect calendar porn.
Like0STFU0#243078 years ago