MD on a Banning Spree

lelz

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Nov 4, 2018Funny
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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I would enjoy releasing the big lad into the streets of London with a knife that large.

    Like1STFU0#24133
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wonder what context it is im missing here.

    Like0STFU0#148291
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I am the champion of wrecking old women (not sexually) and MD fears my power.

    Like0STFU0#148292
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I thought he was talking about releasing me into London with a machete. KILL FRENZY!

    Like1STFU0#148293
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I wanna give you an equalizer, wind you up like a toy soldier, and set you loose on your own kind.

    Like3STFU0#148296
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    There are few of my own kind in London, ol' boy.

    Like0STFU0#148297
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    PLOT TWIST:

    You get got by the knife ban. Muslim mayor wins again.

    Like2STFU0#148298
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Knife BAN. I see what you did there.

    Actually I think MD already did get screwed by the knife ban.

    Like1STFU0#148301
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    MD confirmed for mayor of London.

    Like0STFU0#148302
    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    MD mayor of London? Funny, he doesn't look like a muslim.

    Like0STFU0#148361
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Oh really?

    - Hates women.

    - Worships pigs.

    - Some third thing.

    You never know.

    Like0STFU0#148363
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Is it wrong of me to believe the old ladies in the UK are easier to kill?

    Like0STFU0#24135
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I can only imagine the Queen in my mind's eye. Whereas in my neck of the woods, there are women north of 75 who will yell at you for dumb shit in public.

    Like0STFU0#148285
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's also fucking scary, why are the old ladies hiding in the woods? Id avoid going there.

    Like0STFU1#148288
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My nan even looks like the queen, bless her. You would put her into another lapse of consciousness.

    Like1STFU0#148289
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That was scary, did you notice the scary man there? :(

    Like0STFU0#24136
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you're cutting deep, like a machete against an un-enhanced forearm

    Like0STFU0#148308
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Judging by recent events, it laid eggs in his head weeks ago.

    Like4STFU0#148309
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    don't be a vagina CB. You know they had it coming.

    Like0STFU1#148312
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret pokes MD with a stick repeatedly

    Like3STFU0#148315
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I doubt MD's ability to wail on old women, but I don't see any police reports of the sort coming out of his home town.

    Like0STFU0#148316
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Did they have it coming, or are you just easily butthurt?

    Like0STFU0#148317
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Let me guess... now that I'm calling you out on it, I'm "boring" or something. Anything to avoid responsibility.

    Like0STFU0#148318
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    did you notice that Bono only gave a shit when Bamford was banned... Because I did

    Like0STFU0#148320
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "megaFAGGOT banned? Okay, understandable..."

    "NOW BAMFORD?" SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

    Like0STFU0#148321
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    After careful AnaLyzis of that thread, mf and bamford are indeed 2 giant megafaggots, but we can't go banning them even if we find them personally annoying. And no, that's not why I banned Giggles, there's a reason he remained banned.

    Like0STFU0#148322
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Notice how i used remained in the past tense, because now he's unbanned again, that faggot.

    And by that faggot I mean Bono.

    Like0STFU1#148323
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    We really should ban Bono and take over the site. Maybe if we click ban on him at the same time, it will work.

    Like3STFU0#148328
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    There's this great line in Avengers 2... whenever the Earth begins to settle, god casts a stone at it.

    Like0STFU0#148330
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    like that combined hadoken against Bison in the Animated movie

    Like0STFU0#148332
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah Bono is like Odin, MD is Thor and I'm Loki. Our father has neglected us both, so all that is left is for MD for ragebeat people with his banhammer, and I have to settle for my shenanigans.

    Like0STFU0#148333
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    If MD is Thor, it's pre-Dark World. He has growing to do.

    Like0STFU0#148336
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This would be a good time for a youtube link to refresh my memory of that move.

    Like0STFU0#148337
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    there are children dying in fucking yemen, but CB is butthurt about me baning a couple of faggots for about 15 minutes.

    Like0STFU0#148338
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    If you want to grow physically that would mean taking even more food from those Yemenites.

    Like1STFU0#148342
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If kids dying in yemen is what truly matters here, then why do you get so annoyed by megabamfords comments? They should be irrelevant.

    Like2STFU0#148343
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    listen shitbird. I wiped my nans shit off of the toilet because she's too ill to wipe her own arse.

    Don't preach to me about growing up metaphorically.

    Like0STFU0#148344
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Now we enter "run off" territory.

    MD my standoffish friend, perhaps take a break. If life is shit, decompress someplace that ISN'T a web forum full of the world's biggest assholes.

    Like0STFU0#148347
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I care more aboot OC than in-fighting, but I will enjoy reading how this night turns out regardless. Seeya Monday folks!

    Like0STFU0#148348
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Alrighty then. The cycle continues. There's no way to deal with you when you get in these moods anyway. You should probably just fuck off for a while and come back later. Then you can pretend it was everyone else being a faggot and not you.

    Methaphorically, of course.

    Like3STFU0#148350
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah you can consider this friendship or whatever it is over, don't have the patience to deal with whatever it is that's going on with you lately, haven't been able to have a normal conversation with you for months. Get help.

    Like0STFU0#148352
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Not being at home, the quickest way to unban Bumford and Sons (holy shit that's a good pun) was to clear the "recent ban list" of accounts that get auto gooked if they try to log in.... that included Giggles...

    will I stop anyone who gets rid of him again? probably not. But this 2-hour period where DrGiggles might have been able to log in and talk at us... that risk... that was a direct result of MD's actions... the monster...

    Like1STFU1#148360
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    While we're on the subject, sort of, I too have spent the last week carrying an old woman to the toilet. Going by smell, I can no longer tell if she's going #1 or #2, it's just a constant lingering aspirin and sour water sort of thing...

    Like4STFU0#148365
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    No one carries me to the bathroom and you don't see me complaining...

    Like0STFU0#148373
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    they're too fat to even move.

    Like0STFU0#148380
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Kill everything Mr. Boring.

    Like3STFU0#148381