UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Are we being an overly safety conscious society if we have to wear safety glasses for anal whipped cream protection? What's next .......rubber gloves while masturbating?
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Are we being an overly safety conscious society if we have to wear safety glasses for anal whipped cream protection? What's next .......rubber gloves while masturbating?
That may be a good idea with your tallywhacker considering all the dirty dark alleys it's camped out in.
Well, OK.......but I heard something about hazmat suits in your neighborhood.
Those Chinks brought some nasty ass mosquitoes this year. Little fuckers bite during the day. DEET baths for Fred.
Careful there... that will ruin the shells of any eggs you lay in the future.
And to think that I've been doing whippits wrong all these years.
I've been doing it wrong for so many years...