Wise Hippo

This crazy broad actually has a point


Submitted on Nov 16, 2018WTF
Points: -5


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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    She's wearing a kind of double-chin burka! lol!

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Her sound is exactly the sound my brain has learned to not hear. I have no idea what she was trying to communicate, but it involved a joke about a guy who got fired from his job at the pickle factory because he put his dick in the pickle slicer.

    Like1STFU0#24693
    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    She may be able to teach you a few new tricks. Willie wants you to learn some

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Willies concern for my education is neither welcomed nor wanted. That having been said, yes she most likely has a few tricks in her gunny sack.

    Like2STFU0#149477
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Jesus Christ, the women in the comments, "I love her self confidence", fuck hell... Women's rights was a mistake.

    Like0STFU0#149744
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This better end with someone getting knocked out or arrested... 2 minutes in and it's just torture

    Like0STFU0#24716
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well you did it Fred.. you made me watch a fat girl Vlog for 5 minutes.

    Like3STFU0#24717
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The feathered boa tag is intriguing...

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This makes me want to quit clicking the unvoted button, as it will lead to this point soon.

    Like2STFU0#24718
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its not like you guys appreciate my efforts anyway!

    I am Barret, son of Bjorn. I now take my place as first officer. I serve Bono, but I stand for the Mucho. It is clear to me, that NONE of you are worthy, of my mod or of my life, but I will stand for you. Together, we will restore honor to this site, and bring glory to the EU.

    Like0STFU0#149496
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Heh, poor Dr. Giggles is on the Brexit so no EU for him...same for MD but i doubt he knows who his MP even is...

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    This thread is about Rooster's lopsided pisshole.

    Like2STFU0#149771
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    The EU was mentioned before the lesser users mentioned whatever foolishness is up there.

    Btw, your face is a reply fail.

    Like0STFU2#149773
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Yet i see no face...

    Like0STFU1#149777
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    * sings EYES WITHOUT A FACE

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Want to have an extra peaceful Thanksgiving?

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I sure am seeing a lot of eyes in that video...wtf billy idol?

    Like0STFU1#149781
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Where's the love, bb?

    Like0STFU1#149782
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Obviously i meant faces with eyes before, by the way....

    Like0STFU1#149783
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    stfu and go stack some wooden cubes

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I GUESS THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME.

    This better be good!

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Something you failed wizards may not realize: if you get a fatty on her hands and knees, all the disgusting fat hangs forward out of site. Furthermore, unlike MCA (RIP) I can't usually recognize that girlie by the back of her head, so what the fuck is the difference?

    TR OUT

    /user out

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    What the fuck is the action syntax, fags?

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Oh...a colon...because the programmer (or coder as they are now known) loves colons?

    What a fag!

    :user OUT

    Like1STFU2#149746
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    /user: OUT, BITCHES!!!2!

    Like0STFU2#149748
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    * CartersBird takes a dump on TR's chest.

    Log that.

    Like1STFU1#149749
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Is this a meme?

    TR?

    How did you do it for the 10 fucking years it worked on the old site?

    HOW ABOUT TRYING IT THAT WAY

    Like0STFU0#149750
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    * takes deja's useless arm and roots around yak's well used colon for new content.

    Dead baby joke that, losers.

    Like0STFU1#149752
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I didn't know you felt that way, claude, i mean "carter."

    :user blinks seductively like some fag anime character.

    Like0STFU1#149753
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    * wonders if the syntax could suck more dick than Giggles when Manchester United loses...

    Like0STFU1#149754
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    * wonders how fat Barret's Norweigan money was this month...

    Like0STFU1#149755
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You know Bono, every time i look at a profile to click in the submissions or comments, i come so close to almost accidentally clicking the ban button, its giving me PTSD. Also, the fear of doing it seems to almost make me do it more often. I dunno, its like an OCD thing.

    Like1STFU0#149759
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's about time TR receives his quarterly reminder not to be annoying anyway

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret.... 10,000 points? Really?

    Like0STFU0#149765
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Damn that guy that came up with the idea of a loud alert sound in chat. Turned my sound up to play The Long Dark, it seems to have low sounds.... Scared the crap out of me.

    Like2STFU0#149768
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I am not seeing my 10k points...

    Like0STFU1#149774
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Btw, current pretender stats:

    Fako 8 comments AnAlt (most popular user) 5 Dr.Giggles 2

    Last comment 2 hours ago

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    ban this mongo now..just cut out all the fake smartguy nonsense..you'd just be saving us from all his flop sweat

    Like1STFU0#149784
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    BILLYMAYSHERE should count for three users.

    Because he is so fat he worries about getting stuck in his bathtub...on those rare occasions he bathes!

    Like1STFU1#149786