Thrill of the hunt

Little kid creams jeans and daddy breeds a serial murderer


Submitted on Dec 3, 2018Funny


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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    oi cunt! you used the wrong word online! hoity toity smokey dopey.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    How about you all fuck off, so I can eat some bison meAt in solitude.

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  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    This proves a theory I've had about this site. You fucks don't know shit about life, it's buck fever as they call it. If you don't get it on your first deer kill you probably are a serial killer.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    I'm sure Zeb knows but'll go a different angle for a like or two

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Knew this guy who hunted bears. One bear provided him and his wife with meat for 6 months. He cries every time he kills and skins one.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    I went to Idaho after I graduated college to bear hunt as a treat, I wish I'd of thrown the meat in a porta pot before we ate some, it woulda probably tasted better

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'd HAVE thrown some...

    You didn't graduate in English that's for fucking sure. How many times do you have to be told before it sinks in you dense cunt? Acting like you're so fucking worldly, you fucking hick.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Faggot cry baby is back.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Trust me, I wouldn't be here if the original mucho wasn't down. The users on this site are low tier morons and wannabe trolls.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Glad to know you learned to close your vagina during sandstorms

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Flips out on someone for a common spelling mistake.

    "Everyone is a faggot but me"

    Yup, MD is back

    Like2STFU0#151117
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'll respond how I like to your moronic 'witticisms' you fucking giant toad

    Like0STFU0#151118
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    So do that instead of pouting No Nig November Failure

    Like1STFU0#151119
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Let me make this clear for you. I don't like that cunt. And I don't like you either. Don't expect jovial interaction from me you greasy-chinned hunk of propped up effluence.

    Also that wasn't a spelling mistake. It was using an entirely different and incorrect fucking word, you dopey fucking prick.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Let me make this clear for you. I don't like that cunt. And I don't like you either. Don't expect jovial interaction from me you greasy-chinned hunk of propped up effluence.

    Also that wasn't a spelling mistake. It was using an entirely different and incorrect fucking word, you dopey fucking prick.

    Like0STFU0#151122
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Good. Now refrain from opening your shit-eating gob to me from this point forward.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    No Nig November?..is that a thing?...can we vote on it?...its a sweet concept i must admit

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    you have to let people like dulltoothwillie do his thing drago..i just find the positive things in this site..while having to avoid piles of cock subs..i think 89% of zucko would chomp on cock at the drop of a dime if given the chance

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Fuck you, Downy imperialist pussy, I'll say at least 1 word to you every day!

    Like0STFU0#151139
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Dragon is having a bit of a depression episode.

    Like0STFU0#151144
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just remember I banned you, you sad case. Got laid lately?

    As for you oster, get fucked you stingy, slave driving jew bitch.

    >has a decent career

    >offers pittance for work done for him

    Like I say, you people aren't even putting on an act. You're actually hideous people in real life. Expect to be treated as such.

    Like1STFU0#151162
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    exchanging barbs with you isn't even fun anymore. it's too easy to draw blood.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    go outside and get laid fatboy. i hear the local whorehouse has a 2 for 1 chromosome exchange program.

    Like1STFU0#151164
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    before you think of replying just keep in mind this is all happening because someone said of instead of have.

    fucking idiotic lunatic.

    Like0STFU0#151165
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    now sandpaper your tongue down so it's nice and smooth for when you want to start licking my asshole.

    Like1STFU0#151166
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Oh look, it's the faggot who makes highly personal insults while remaining anonymous.

    "before you think of replying just keep in mind this is all happening because someone said of instead of have."

    In your tiny little mind you clearly felt it important enough to get involved yourself, you backwards, self contradicting moron.

    Nobody was even referring to you, let alone talking to you, bitch.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i guess picking on you is fun again when you react big enough.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    is that why you get overwhelmed and have an episode when you read big insults?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Go back to personal insults. You have nothing in the way of logic.

    Like0STFU0#151181
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i bet you wish you could ban me right now. it's all you had, back when being an emotional simpleton started to not work out for you.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    now you're impotent. it's depressing.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    see you later today Hodor. i hope when i'm back, you're drunk and ranting and losing more friends. hahahahahaha.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    We're so lucky to be blessed with such glorious and outstanding wit on this site.

    Like0STFU0#151188
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, I'm a simpleton alright...

    I'm not the one who is pleased by trying to hurt the feelings of others.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    All because I said something that you took to be mildly offensive months and months back. You sad cunt.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You'd all get your teeth knocked in in real life too if you spoke like this to anyone. Fucking pussy keyboard warriors.

    Like0STFU0#151193
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    Nice drunken rant you piece of shit. I'll kick your teeth in any time you want you fat fuck. Remember the time you thought your cocksman skills were so good you'd score some nudes from marasyn, yes that worked out good didn't you putz. Fuck off

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Fucking retard. Remember how you thought cattle exclusively gave birth lying down, called me a retard, then was proven wrong? You're as thick as megafaggot's used nappy.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    Go draw a faggot picture and drunk text people you waste of skin

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    I was, a took a break to remind you how stupid you are.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    get back to what you're good at. Shoveling shit.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    They lay down 99% of the time, well mine do. How many cows do you have? Draw a pic of one and have it calving while standing up, post it and I'll like it and tell you how awesome you are.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    It really is, I'm imagining him with a pint in one hand, a cigarette in the other and a cock in his mouth.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you just bragged about having cows. I don't even.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    Facts aren't bragging you soft headed clown. Kill yourself now

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Because the livestock was part of the sexual arrangement.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    bragging /?bra???/Submit noun 1. excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions.

    You're an angry little moron arent you?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Why don't you fuck one of your turkeys and let off some steam?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Where's Bamford? At least he isn't a thick cunt, even though he's an utter prick.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    Sold them for the monies. I also have a dog, a house and a wife. Tell me about your crayons, *sitting cross legged Indian style for this story

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Go get more vodka M.D. shits about to be fun.

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    I can cartoon too, but I don't like to talk about it

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    All joking aside that is a pretty cool moment to share... I had a similar feeling when I was 19 and my dad got shit on by an owl.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Owl shit is like a carpet bomb too.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I didn't know they could even shit

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But nope, it released something white, black, watery.. everything a pellet's not

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I was maybe 14 or 15 and my friend got shit on by a giant fucking owl. It looked like someone threw a water balloon of this white and brown liquid. They don't shit pellets, they cover everything.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Does it count as a muchokill if oster does it? It should last 3 hours at least.

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    she grows up a black widow, i bet.

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  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    Imagine police find him after he committed a murder later on in life and he gets away with it because they think he couldn't have done it considering his severe Parkinson's disease.

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