in case I'm not back in time for Christmas... happy holidays motherfuckers

ho ho ho


Submitted on Dec 11, 2018Awesome
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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Be sure to pack plenty of empty piss jugs 8)

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If you go, i will save some Christmas spirit for you.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Merry Christmas jones, enjoy onion picking in Mexico.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hello,

    My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.

    Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as drankd all my pepsi.

    Yes, all. Oh brother.

    In my cupboard I store several bottles of pepsi, to make soft and to drank on some days, to have a bit of drankd pepsi on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.

    But on the Monday I find this girlfriend drankd all the pepsi. I say "Why do you drank my pepsi", and she say something as "I dranks them good to save time, so I dranks them all now."

    I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not drink all the pepsi", she say she is froze many of the pepsi so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and drink some at a time.

    But, if a pepsi is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of pepsi is gone far.

    A pepsi is best if drankd fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

    I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the pepsi and to freeze them has ruin all my pepsi. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

    But I hates what she did to my pepsi.

    On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

    But now I am so sad she drankd them pepsi. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not drank the pepsi? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

    What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

    Thank you.

    Oh yes TL;DR - So what I say is my girlfriend dranks all the pepsi in my house and freeze many of them, so as now most my pepsi is ruined and has no good flavors. This made me think maybe I breaked up with her? But will I? What can you say to help on me? Thank you.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Festivus is whatever you make of it, doesn’t matter if that’s Yule, Saturnalia, Solstice, jebus thingy, dipping your bollocks in diesel and fapping with an oven cleaning brush, or worshipping the temple of the shopping mall. Make it what you need it to be not what someone else says or has made of it. Festive cheer Rooster

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Wait, THIS is why you hate Christmas? WTF goes on at your house over Christmas?!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Rooster still remembers the ancient times where they used to nail sons of gods to the cross and made lamps out of jews and shit. Much more festive.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "Back in my day, Santa didn't have to ask to get buttfucked! The kids just did it because they were good kids!"

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Most overrated weeb shit show ever ^

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