Absolute Mad Lads - KillDozer

Count Dankula explains KillDozer. Entertaining AND Educational. Reminds me that I haven't watched Falling Down in a while.


Submitted on Dec 19, 2018Awesome
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  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    The only thing better than watching the real footage was watching this shithead talk about it.I need to start watching all these youtube boobs more. They make things so interesting!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah all of count dankulas "Mad Lad" videos are great, especially the one about General Butt Naked.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    KillDozer vs Sky King, who wins?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Who am I kidding... KillDozer

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    sky king was too kind for this world, he could jave 9-11'd the city of Seattle but chose not to... killdozer was trying and still dodn't kill anyone

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Nah. I want to believe KillDozer was cognizant that he was only destroying property.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A benevolent, wronged man.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    But the fact that he killed himself... kind of an admission of guilt of that he may have killed people.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But he didn't, no one died that day 'cept for him. Video says the armor on his killdozer locked into place in such a way that nothing bigger than oxygen molecules was getting in or out. Surrounded by cops and with a bum tread, he took the easy way out. Legend.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Unless you're saying he didn't know for sure if anyone died - but I still wanna believe

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    In the vid, dankula says they got through to the body in 'many hours'. He could have been 'rescued' from the killdozer.

    Maybe he was that godly though, and couldn't live with himself having caused so much carnage. I just wish he'd lived. He'd be a living legend.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Mechanical Engineers scare me, no lie. Reminds me of Gerard Butler's character from Law Abiding Citizen.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I could see UUoody going rogue mechie if someone tried to pull this shit on him.

    Giggles... not so much.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    IN A WORLD THAT HATED WORD PLAY

    ONE MAN

    ONE DESTINY

    PUN-ISHMENT FOR ALL

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    giggles on his killped has to be the antagonist for that movie

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Seems there was a russian movie about Killdozer, they worship him over there. Even at that time when they didn't have international news, he skyrocketed to legend status by word of mouth alone.

    They believed he had a Russian spirit and some even thought he was Russian.

    Goddamn Russians...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    In truth, it's not so much that he had a Russian spirit so much as the Russians have been fucked over by their ruling powers since the revolution. They can relate.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Site may be going down for a short bit of maintenance in ~6 hours... adding features n shit

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Are you finally spending the 30 seconds it takes to adjust the chat notification volume?

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    fix super long tags on mobile.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Bring back related subs... XHamster makes it easier to fap than you

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Patch notes:

    - Raised volume on chat whistle by 150%

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    - Added a button to show related posts

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