iTS MaM!!!

hitler was right


Submitted on Dec 28, 2018Funny
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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    is it just me or does that dude look and sound like buffalo bill.

    Like3STFU0#26366
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Ma'am is it? then show me your pussy.

    Like4STFU0#26368
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    “Let’s take this out side and I’ll show you a sir” Buddy make up your fuckin mind

    Like1STFU0#152886
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nothing special going on here, just a normal day in intersectional society.

    Like0STFU0#26369
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    It took me years of watching Monk with the under appreciated Tony Shaloub to stop thinking of the boss cop dancing around, tucked, saying, "i'd fuck me...i'd fuck me so hard."

    Like0STFU2#152930
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Also, that jobroni couldn't trap zeke with a bottle of sambuca and a blonde bimbo.

    Or richard with a bag of marihuanas and noobs.

    Or yak with money.

    Or bono with food.

    Like0STFU2#152931
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tony Shaloub was indeed great.

    Sup bro.

    Like0STFU0#152934
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Sup bro.

    Wings was one of the best sitcoms.

    They ripped it off on friends.

    Time to go!

    Like0STFU1#152936
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Look everyone there's a candy cane up his butt!

    Like2STFU0#153154
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    In Tik-Tok by John Sladek, a reference is made to a character excusing herself from the dinner because "she normally takes all nourishment in the French manner, that is, anally." (p144)

    I wonder if the peppermint tingle is tangible that way?

    Like0STFU1#153156
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    tony shalube is great in the marvelous mrs maisel..........................inb4 jew conspiracy hot talk

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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Ahhhh Alex Jones is talking shit about this dude on infowars right now. Love him or hate him he’s usually right. 99% of the time

    Like0STFU0#26385
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like him enough to be annoyed that he got un-personed from all the big websites, but not enough to visit infowars for him.

    Like0STFU0#152916
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Actually it doesn't really matter how much i like him, it would annoy me nonetheless.

    Like0STFU0#152917
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret cannot be comfortable

    Like1STFU0#152919
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Where did TR go by the way? He left so soon.

    Like0STFU0#152923
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I have to be like the vietcong, sneak attacks and then disappear, lest the crybabies whine to their new god to beg for my next ban as a bandage on their butthurt behinds.

    Incidentally, i hope i didnt scare tho squid away when i called him at home on xmas...

    Like2STFU2#152926
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Your inner monologues must self justify your own prattle.

    Like0STFU0#152932
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Your inner woman must self lubricate her own vagina when she reads my awesome verbosity and wish my prattle would paddle her naughty backside as she waits on all fours like the good little bitch she longs to be, begging to feel the shame that comes from being dominated by such reprehensible brilliance.

    Like4STFU1#152935
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    You’re a self fulfilling prophecy tr. entertain me with more of this dribble smithing.

    Like1STFU0#152940
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    tiger..come out of the closet already..no one cares who you were at MS

    Like0STFU0#152944
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    wouldnt you think someone who claims to possess "awesome verbosity" would once in a while utter something clever or funny?..charlatan

    Like0STFU0#152945
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I bet she could suck barnacles off a boat. Fuck.

    Like1STFU0#152948
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Did you know that charlatan comes from the greek word ??????????? ?

    Like0STFU1#153080
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Wtf???

    ???????????

    Like0STFU1#153081
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Well, i have the greek ready to go, any time it can be seen....

    Like0STFU1#153082
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Don't ask me why i have that ready to go...it would only frighten you....

    Like0STFU1#153083
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    finally, the comment system shows why it was built this way.

    Like1STFU0#153084
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    See, it's like you want more awesome verbosity...i was about to go look at the news of the day, maybe translate the old testament some more (comparing the abstract greek to the concrete hebrew, of course), but knowing you are hanging around with baited breath, two inches of limp dick in your hand, makes me want to stay.

    How is your dad, by the way?

    Like1STFU1#153086
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    While we wait for what's his name to come up with what passes in his febrile mind for a pithy rejoinder, let us consider that The LORD is in fact the source of both evil and good (Isaiah 45:7).

    Like0STFU1#153087
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Furthermore, the LORD is satan in the twenty second chapter of the book of numbers (verse 32): And the angel of the LORD said unto him: 'Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I am come forth for an adversary, because thy way is contrary unto me;

    See where it reads "adversary"? If we could see the actual hebrew, it would be obvious that the word was actually "satan!"

    Like0STFU1#153088
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Oh wow, that's like some totally new never before seen maymay

    Like0STFU1#153090
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    That was it, right, junior?

    You're all done now?

    Like0STFU1#153091
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    it's time to kill yourself. this is the last thing i will ever say to you.

    Like1STFU0#153092
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    but really, kill yourself before replying.

    Like1STFU0#153093
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    It sure is cute how you thought you woke up today in a world where the inferior command their betters.

    Spoiler alert: you didn't!

    Do keep using the imperative with me, though, i mean when you recant your last comment, that is, which everyone knows you will before too long.

    Like0STFU2#153094
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    So, you're definitely done replying to me now, right, pal?

    Like0STFU2#153095
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Due to the etymology of language, all words come from somewhere in history. Most likely an original proto language. This implies an original culture, religion, and a shared history.

    The Old Testament is essentially Torah, but the Hebrew is far from the original source. For example the ancient Egyptians celebrated holy mass. Blood of my blood flesh of my flesh, only in honour of Osiris who was the sun of god who was betrayed and was resurrected. This pre dates the Hebrew writers by a considerable chalk.

    Concrete Hebrew???

    Like0STFU0#153104
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    If i thought you were serious, i might elucidate further; however, i don't think you are serious.

    Like0STFU1#153105
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Where did you copy that sophmoric sophistry?

    Whoever wrote it seems to be mixing up the old and new testaments right off the bat.

    Like0STFU1#153106
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    He is easily confused. Take away his thesaurus and his gay historical references, and he doesn't even have a bind to reality.

    Like1STFU0#153109
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    When it comes to ancient egypt, herodotus is quite definitive. Obviously, he was gay.

    Like0STFU2#153110
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    As to the concrete nature of hebrew compared to the abstraction of greek, and therefore english, you should consider the work of jeff a. Benner.

    Also, babe ruth was obviously gay and greek, or, as they used to say "inverted."

    Like0STFU1#153112
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Look at the Egyptian book of the dead. Not Heredotus.

    Like0STFU1#153115
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I mean, torah doesn't even mean law...jeez...it comes from the root "to flow or throw something."

    Like0STFU1#153116
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Looking at old bibles and links to Hebrew is just a single step. The source being far older.

    Like0STFU0#153117
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I think you like to sound smarter than you are.

    Good luck with that.

    Like2STFU0#153118
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    The only thing good from this conversation is that i am thinking about rosetta stoned now.

    Not that i expect you to know who that was.

    Like0STFU1#153119
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    At any rate, it is far more likely that babylonian mythology was used than egyptian...but you probably think the ancient hebrews were really enslaved in egypt, huh?

    Like0STFU1#153120
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Get back to me when there is a book on egypsiology in every hotel room in the world.

    Like0STFU1#153121
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    The Babylon archives are a wealth of information. They themselves state this was not their religion, but was taught to them.

    You aren’t very good at this are you.

    Like0STFU0#153122
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Let me know when osiris has a comic strip in every major newspaper like marmaduke has.

    Also, i am noticing zero references that you are citing...talk about being bad at debating.

    Like0STFU1#153123
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Keep up the good work TR. Keep the plebs straight.

    Like0STFU2#153124
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    It ain't easy being constanly right, sewerbro!

    Like0STFU1#153125
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    A TR Squad of one is still a squad, if its TR.

    Like0STFU1#153126
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Remember, "tigeriger" starts with t and ends with r.

    Like2STFU1#153127
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    megaFAGGOT, being an old ms lurker, should know better then most that you guys are fighting a loosing battle here. There's no debating pure verbosity.

    Like0STFU1#153128
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I am kind of wondering now if fake tr is an apostate Jehovah's witness. The guy who invented it was also big into egyptian mumbo jumbo...used the bible and measuring the great pyramids to predict the end of the world. When he was wrong and the world continued after 1914, they made a religion about it...more of a cult, really, since they can't keep the kids in it and that is ultimately what makes a religion.

    Like0STFU1#153129
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Charles Taze Russel, by the way.

    Notice the TR

    No escape....

    Like0STFU1#153130
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    barReT, you should threaten him with a ban to extort good content.

    Like0STFU1#153131
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    It is old news that Barret unscrambled is tr_bear

    Like0STFU1#153132
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I wonder if "tigeriger" plans to be buried with a papyrus?

    Like0STFU1#153133
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I don't wonder at all if megafaggot is going to be buried with an array of dildoes.

    Like0STFU1#153134
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I personally have left instructions for the largest obelisk legally allowed to be built in commemoration of my awesomeness. My corpse shall dwell within, pointing back at any who look upon it. The inscription shall read, "Look upon my works and despair."

    Of course, I will have faked my own death....

    Like0STFU1#153135
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    * spelling wrong as rong to emphasise the wrong.

    Like0STFU0#153139
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Here is what i noticed: 1. Your inner woman is so wet for me, she is sliding off her seat. 2. You seem pretty hot for egyptian mumbo jumbo. 3. You are woefully ignorant of ancient hebrew. 4. You didnt cite anyone or anything, merely referenced some vagaries. 5. Your inner woman is a very naughty girl and needs a solid spanking.

    Like1STFU2#153140
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    As a final point, wanquan cuo is chinese for totally wrong. Of course, i left out the accent marks....

    Like0STFU1#153141
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Don't worry, i had to look that up in my chink dictionary.

    Like0STFU1#153142
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    It took you over an hour for that? Seems like Osiris let you down...perhaps next to you should pray louder, as he might be on the toilet, or perhaps in the throes of passion with Isis and can't hear you, or maybe he is asleep, or even on a journey!

    Like0STFU1#153144
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Needed a shit. Gonna leave this at besting you and proving you wrong. I see no need to make this any more dull than it has become.

    In a bizzle

    Like0STFU0#153145
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Keep telling yourself that, chum.

    You will likely even get other people to agree with you, but you will always know the truth.

    Like0STFU1#153146
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Remember, if you reply, it just shows how your last comment was also contrafactual.

    Like0STFU1#153147
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    You are pretty dull, it's true, but so is bible scholarship unless one has an interest, and most don't.

    Now, what fake tr was doing was much more boring than you ever are...he failed to investigate any of the citations made at him, and seemes to think that his ignorance was both meritorious and victorious: a common failing on the internet. Also, his egypsism was rather pleb-tier.

    Like1STFU1#153149
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Ooof ouch owie my website hurts

    Like0STFU0#153151
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Yeah, the way he misused "etymology" when "philology" was clearly the superior choice darn near broke the internet...

    Like0STFU1#153152
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Them plebs should get some horses.

    Like0STFU1#153155
  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    The tranny is gonna kill its self anyway.

    Like1STFU1#152933
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I can't comment on this, (((they))) might make mean jokes to me again :(

    Like1STFU0#152962
  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    This thing has been dubbed “ Macho Ma’am Tranny Savage” on the interwebs. I can’t put into words how fucking beautiful that is.

    Like2STFU1#26406
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    bonfat should shill it on reddit or something

    Like0STFU1#152974
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    All the good subreddits keep getting banned and quarantined ... fucking cuck forums

    Like2STFU0#152975
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "those aren't mainstream subreddits, quit being dramatic"

    Like0STFU0#152977
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    EnoughInternet had 110,000 subscribers... WatchPeopleDie had like 400,000

    Like1STFU0#152978
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Only the most myopic of forums are allowed.

    Like2STFU0#152981
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’m on watchpeople die right now. I mean it’s quarantined but it’s still up and getting posts. Same with cringeanarchy

    Like1STFU1#152990
  • Mucho User BoobsweatbobNoob

    Boobsweatbob

    That chick is kind of hot when she’s mad........wait,

    Like0STFU1#26463