Worlds most fuckable paper weight

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• Noob

  FlashGordonfucks himself

  I need to see the video for this now...

  Like0STFU0#269418 years ago
• Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  Still need a ball gag, though.

  Like0STFU0#269658 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  this guy fucks

  Like0STFU0#1548558 years ago
• Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Her nickname is first base.

  Like1STFU0#269918 years ago
  Vet

  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Or Bobbie Joe if she likes swimming.

  Like0STFU0#1549458 years ago
• Vet

  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  My Grandma could have done a better stitch job.

  Like0STFU0#270288 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  You know how you can roll your dick into its self... what if you could do that with your arms and legs? That would be kinda cool

  Like1STFU0#1549558 years ago
  Zucker

  charisma

  of course, rolling ones dick is fine

  Like0STFU0#1549568 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  It is until you tape it to make it stay. Then you’re ridding in faggot territory. I was watching real sex on hbo a long time ago and I guess puppetry of the penis is a thing. Guys even have a Vegas show https://m.vegas.com/shows/adult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las-vegas/

  Like0STFU0#1549598 years ago