Handi Handy

Well I'm done with the internet today


Submitted on Feb 4, 2019WTF
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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Before you get your fucking panties in a bunch his parents paid the nurse to whack him off. Nothing illegal here. But I did find some more questionable tard porn so I’m gonna take more of more than the recommended dose of robitusson caugh gels and contemplate the meaning of life... In the great green room There was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of- The cow jumping over the moon And there were three little bears sitting on chairs And two little kittens And a pair of mittens And a little toy house And a young mouse And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush And a quiet old lady who was whispering “hush” Goodnight room Goodnight moon Goodnight cow jumping over the moon Goodnight light And the red balloon Goodnight bears Goodnight chairs Goodnight kittens And goodnight mittens Goodnight clocks And goodnight socks Goodnight little house And goodnight mouse Goodnight comb And goodnight brush Goodnight nobody Goodnight mush And goodnight to the old lady whispering “hush” Goodnight stars Goodnight air Good night noises everywhere

    Like0STFU0#27631
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Nice find but you must search for related tags before you post. It's not that hard as this site has only been up for a year or two, not much content to sift through with a key tag.

    Like0STFU0#156407
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I did it took me typing in nurse to find it.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I typed in.... handicapped, retard, handjob, and wheelchair. Nothing until nurse

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Should've added nurse to your pre repost search, sucka.

    Like1STFU0#156410
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Who knew hand job wasnt handjob.... and who says mentally challenged I’m not that pc so it didn’t even cross my mind. I almost have to upload real tard porn and risk the ban

    Like0STFU0#156411
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Soooo... Freeeeeeeeggs. Do you play any electric instruments or just the ol sixer?

    Like0STFU0#156412
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Just downvote the person with shit tags. Huehuehue

    Like2STFU0#156413
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I dabble. I’ve never liked the feel of an electric guitar for some reason but I play the bass harmonica and trumpet

    Like0STFU0#156414
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You need a strat and a tube amp!

    Like2STFU0#156415
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I have a squire strat and a little portable orange amp... I’ve always wanted a jazz master or American tele but If I had the money To blow on those I’d buy an old Gibson or Martin acoustic. Or an American p bass

    Like0STFU0#156416
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Squire strats don't compare to the Mim or US versions. I'm assuming that portable amp isn't a tube?

    I'm with you on the old Gibson/Martin acoustics and Pbass.

    An old band mate had a legit vintage 1959 American Tele. I have never played another intrument with so much juju.

    Like0STFU0#156419
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    teles are the shit. I’m a lot better at the bass than the guitar tho so if I was gonna take music seriously and get good equipment I’d get a good bass with a good amp. I just play now so I have something to do to pass the time and it gets me laid. Which is also why I’m working on learning sign language lmao

    Like1STFU0#156420
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I play multiple instruments best at guitar but have way more fun with the bass. Do you own any bass equipment? Is there any other Muchomusicians? Potential challenge!

    Like0STFU0#156421
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    * severum spams another comment because noob status doesn't allow chat

    Like0STFU0#156422
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Used to do vocals for my old bands over a decade ago.

    Like0STFU0#156423
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    No bass equipment I sold it all before I moved out to this wasteland. Just have my acoustics that squire and an uke.

    Like0STFU0#156425
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I love elk hunting in wy

    Like0STFU0#156428
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Oster, do you play any instruments?

    Inb4 skin flute third party fag comments

    Like0STFU0#156431
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’ve seen one elk the whole time I’ve been here . Lots of antelope and bears and shit and even saw a Wolverine.. but one elk and two mooseses driving out by Cody. I figured they’d be everywhere but nah. I can only bow hunt now so I’ll stick to easy shit like turkeys and Small children

    Like0STFU0#156432
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Me and oster are in a devo cover band called oved

    Like1STFU0#156433
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Now.. no sadly. I got fed up with everyone trying to control how i play and was like fuck it. I can sing tho.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I played, keyboard,bass,drums. I can still blast beat so im happy.

    Like0STFU0#156436
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Here comes the tjord party faggot.

    Like0STFU0#156437
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Fuck everyone, play what you want to play. You don't need a band. Look at Trent Reznor and Varg Vikernes. Would you say you got some throat skills?

    Like1STFU0#156441
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You and Oster should grab a bar of dove instead of not letting stinky 80s bands be relevant. Aside from The Cure, Depeche Mode and Sisters of Mercy!!

    Like0STFU0#156442
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Blast beats are for turds who have no timing.

    Like1STFU0#156443
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Highs, lows, clean. Everything. Blast neats were just fun. Ive never put them in a song.

    Like0STFU0#156444
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I would like to hear a Mucho collab, but it would probably just sound like beer farts.

    Like2STFU0#156459
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’ll drink some milk and put a recorder in my back pocket. That should be about 4 hours of material

    Like0STFU0#156464
    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Played accordion as a kid trophies and everything. Shitty at Guitar.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s like some uncanny home movies.....

    Like2STFU0#156478
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i'd legitimately pay for a sextape from you guys.

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  • Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Nobody posted bestiality here on purpose. Fuck off!!!

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    There's been tards getting jerked off here before... the family even encourages it

    Like0STFU0#156448
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fries left his family.

    Like0STFU0#156450
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nothing wrong going on here, shut up faggots.

    Also, freeeggs learn to punctuate and use paragraphs.

    Mod Barret Out.

    Like2STFU0#156452
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I was implying that bono was the flid getting hand relief

    Like0STFU2#156453
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Yeah I copy pasted goodnight moon wanna fight about it

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol at Diabolik signing up.

    Like0STFU0#27640
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Ms noob. Mentality of mack420/Aka

    Like0STFU1#156507
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    More like Oster, if Oster knew how to shop.

    Like0STFU0#157883
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    At least with your shitty tags, no one will find this repost

    Like2STFU0#27644