Roy D. Mercer

Whup ass

Mucho User fatbastard
Submitted on Mar 4, 2019Funny
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Tags:localradiodjsphoneprankR.D. Mercerwhup-ass· 68 comments

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    one day imma open a can of whoopass on oster.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oster you do fuck all except stay in your bedroom and push that fucking button. you are worthless and therefore I could kick your stupid fucking ass

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I work all day and still have time to press the button. I’m sure oster has it handled too

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fuck off... he lives with his mum and is a pale vitamin C lacking spastic. ive seen his kind before and they are brittle

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and if you cally wearing a hoodie and plucking a guitar then you are as worthless as him

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Hahaha oh man this is good. If i stay in my room all day, why is my skin darker than yours faggot?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I have taken shits that have more use than giggles.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oster ive seen photos of you. you look anaemic

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    tell your mum to install some halogen lighting in your bedroom

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You look like youve taken ten years of cum shots to the mouth. But, thats none of my business.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    its about time she kicked your worthless ass out anyway

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Why, then i would have to fly her out here.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Jesus Christ you guys are on a roll... curtsie your asses on down to the picture show

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Actually come to Casper and eat caps with me. Make up and I’ll paint you in gold and put you on the silver screen... wanna be a star guys?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Eggs. If things go as planned I might be in denver around september lets get some beers.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’ll be off super probation by then it’s a deal!

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oster you wont go outdoors , sun'll burn you

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I can only drink beer. Id live to smoke or trip but job comes first.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    There is no sub here only pain and mountains

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You still want my dick giggles?

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Yeah I can only drink till 2021 so it’s all good

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you guys are a joke. oster makes out he has a life outdoors and rotteneggs cant even drink... get a life losers

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    He wants your precious bodily fluids

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Nigger I’m drunk right now and on like a half ounce of mushrooms go suck the queens dick and pray to Diana you limey cunt

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    And on my lunch break I have to work in like 45 minutes. I’m a god

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I banish the to damnation in a vat of boiling semen for ten minutes

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Giggles just wants attention. Just dont look.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    maybe you should invite oster to this vat of semen party... its the only way he's getting any vitamins

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Says the only zucker that enjoys zinc shots orally.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    How tall are you giggles? 5'7?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    A reach of maybe 62 inches?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    hardly. and a dumb fuck like you wouldn't know anyway....

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Answer my question dead beat dad.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what question as that , you worthless fucking spaz

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    I bet you wear boots that zip up. You get lost on a thread in here.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Is that code for i miss sucking makos dick?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    those 2 really did make this a retarded thread

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The thread up there ^ 100% garbage.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    he's fine.... you know he is a far better internet buddy than you would ever be

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I would thumbs your eyes out before we ever became friends.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    ok... the stfu starts now you worthless fucking scuz

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Answer my question fries. How tall are you?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He is approximately 5'8", but that's probably a smaller number now on account of age and decrepit stature

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You're welcome Fries

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