Severum vs Possum: Assassin Wars

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• Vet

  Barret

  How fucking big is that thing!? Fuuuck. I'm just going to imagine that the opossum was rat sized. Which is still bad.

  Like0STFU0#289017 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  That was a baby opossum. The T at most was dinner plate sized.

  Like0STFU0#1593497 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  * severum adjusts arachogeek testicles

  The tarantula in question is either Pamphobeteus vespertinus aka Ecuadorian Red Bloom or a Lasiodora difficilis aka Brazilian Red Birdeater. I'm leaning torwards the Pampho under shit lighting. Either way both reaches adult legspan of 16-18 cm.

  Like1STFU1#1593527 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  Also that's a big fucken spider

  Like0STFU0#1593567 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  Also also, before I clicked I thought it was gonna be an actual severum eating a possum.

  Like0STFU0#1593857 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  Is a severum a thing?

  Like0STFU0#1593867 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  https://youtu.be/xnUJKMhr_nU

  Like1STFU0#1593877 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  Damn, the comments really fly.

  Like0STFU0#1593917 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  *crickets chirp

  Like0STFU0#1593927 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  the time stamps are fucked up too, this is the end of all things

  Like1STFU0#1593937 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  Holy shit its daylight savings time, this actually reminded me

  Like0STFU0#1593947 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  its already been 6 fuckin months

  Like0STFU0#1593957 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  For fuck's sake

  Like0STFU0#1593967 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  don't be mad monkey king, your shit site saved my monday

  Like0STFU0#1593977 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  Fixed, for 6 months.... I need to do so much shit I hate you people

  Like0STFU0#1593987 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  <3

  Like0STFU1#1593997 years ago
• Vet

  severum

  "LivingRoomShire" hahahaha

  Like1STFU0#289027 years ago
• Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  He's just playing possum.....pining for the fjords, no doubt.

  Like0STFU0#289047 years ago
• Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Ha. NatGeo... How educational is the site becoming , what's next , the Teletubbies?

  Like0STFU1#289207 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aab42bb7a0d5

  Like0STFU0#1593847 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  Giggles likes Tinky Winky

  Like1STFU0#1593897 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  @Giggles we have already taught you a number of things... for example, that Liverpool is a gay hub

  Like0STFU0#1596117 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  And before I get severum'd ... that was an actual thing that happened

  Like0STFU0#1596127 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  Giggles really is the smartest guy on the site isn't he. I mean people are still replying to him after 11 years or so.

  Like1STFU0#1596137 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  ...

  Like0STFU0#1596147 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  ACKSHUALLY, Reddit told me le Giggles did this and that and I'm a fucking cuck

  Like0STFU0#1596157 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  /sev

  Like0STFU0#1596167 years ago
  Zucker

  Oster

  Well they are half right.

  Like0STFU0#1596197 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  * severum pats meg on the head

  Like0STFU0#1596217 years ago