2 Chads 1 Cop

2 Zuckers 1 Vet


Submitted on Mar 10, 2019Happy
Points: 19


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  • Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    While man handling those two dumbasses the cop put himself in a really bad situation. He could've been out numbered and had his side arm taken from him before calling for back up.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You're forgetting one important aspect here.

    He's The Sheriff.

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    *Broadcasting from Sarajevo!!!!!!

    SevZucker aaaannd PuuuuuuuunkyDuuuuuster!!!

    First topic is: faggots being faggots while projecting their own faggotry on already known faggots*

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Satisfying to see a cop go full baboon and earn the respect of the blacks.

    "God damn, he the truth."

    Indeed, Spring Break Nigger.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Did I does an opsie? What the fuck are you staring at me for.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Have you been taking...concentration pills again? You seem different today somehow.

    Jollier maybe.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like it but won't get too attached.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Well I REALLY feel like procuring some cocaine drug snort but yaaa know, law and all that.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I'm not going to toot my horn about getting clean, because I still do it sometimes. But I take breaks so that when I DO do it, it's super strong. And I really feel like doing it. But my guy isn't available. So it's like body anticipated the dopamine rush and I can't stop talking anyway.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    What the FUCK is with the kerning on this font? HOM = HORN? hom horn

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    In summary, people who get addicted to things and have zero control are pussies.

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Mind over matter. Good job on the scrubbing. That's an expensive downward spiral.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    This is the most this sheriff has gotten off in months.. probably since the last prostitute he got in Vegas since his wife doesnt fuck him. This guy clearly enjoys having power over others.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This guy and his projection fantasies.

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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    No asp? No pepper spray? He was properly trained? Fake and gay

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    That must be my problem when I shower.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Kurtis Stryker, The Movie.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A Chad is a young, well-put-together fellow who was probably popular in school. He fucks Stacys...

    e.g. "Some fucking Chad took my wife and children so I drink all day."

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A Chad is no match for its natural predator, the MMA bro. Even the greatest Chad Thundercocks fall before the tanky might of Robertos.

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