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Barret
Ok which Zucker was this?
Cops find a father, 40, 'having sex with his cat in the shower' but he denies having intercourse claiming his 'girth is too big to penetrate his pet'
The Mesa Police Department in Arizona responded to calls that a cat was in distress on Wednesday Police arrived at the home and learned that 40-year-old Michael Navage had taken his pet cat into the bathroom and that the critter had been screaming The witness told police that they heard Navage call the cat a 'w***e' and repeatedly tell the cat to stop 's******g' A responding officer found the father in the bathroom naked with the cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genitals Meth was also found inside the bathroom Navage claimed he didn't have sex with the cat but a vet found that the animal had injuries that were consistent with abuse The man - who lists himself as being a Drug Lord on his Facebook profile - was charged with drug possession, bestiality and animal cruelty
megaFAGGOT
Hey, about that. I have never kept track of my score before this... but last week it was like 1002. Did you like, go back and downvote a bunch of my shit so it would be harder to succeed in teh future?
megaFAGGOT
I'd like to call you a name, but all the good ones are taken... megafaggot, CUNT, fatbastard ...
DarkEmperorMSOG
This was my final project in college. President of the university personally thanked me
Line Rider got weird