4am in the eggs household

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• Vet

  Barret

  .........dude.

  I think you're supposed to put the egg on top.

  Like1STFU0#298137 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  American vasectomies look harsh

  Like1STFU0#1614397 years ago
  Vet

  Bono

  https://muchozucko.com/6507/DIY-Penectomy

  Like0STFU0#1614407 years ago
  Vet

  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Don't think you're supposed to hard boil it first.

  Like0STFU0#1614437 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  Dude, I think you're supposed to hard boil your dick first.

  Like0STFU1#1615177 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks sev

  Like0STFU0#1615187 years ago
  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I think that was hard boiled

  Like0STFU1#1615207 years ago
• Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Attempted eggbortion

  Like2STFU0#298207 years ago
• Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Have your boyfriend hold it next time

  Like3STFU0#298217 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  She’s at work and doesn’t realize I have an egg fetish.

  Like0STFU0#1614497 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  So many signs too... poor girl..

  Like0STFU0#1614507 years ago
  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Ah so your boyfriend is a lady boy. Hey Barret, got one for you.

  Like0STFU0#1614517 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Might as well be

  Like0STFU0#1614527 years ago
  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Fetish or good weed?

  Like0STFU0#1614537 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Sometimes I’ll have her sit on my lap while we’re naked so it looks like she has a dick. I get a good chuckle out of it

  Like0STFU0#1614547 years ago
  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  LOL

  Like0STFU0#1614557 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  I dig that avatar bitch.

  Like0STFU0#1614567 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  That's a funny joke JS, where do you come up with this shit?

  Like0STFU0#1614577 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Let's be honest, this entire thread is tained by FreeEggs, the Zucker scum

  Like1STFU1#1614587 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE SO FAHNY JOKE

  Like1STFU0#1614597 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  New inside joke idea:

  FreeEggs has 2 penises, but because of a monkey's paw wish, we can only see 1 at a time, and he is always desperately trying to trick the magical spell to show us both in the same video.

  Like3STFU0#1614607 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  Zucker jokes lost all its appeal the moment mf graduated.

  Like1STFU0#1614617 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  In all fairness MF earned vet ages ago, Bono should just add some more ranks, because I'm bored and it will make mz 0.5% more fun.

  Like0STFU0#1614627 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  i don't know if i like this power creep... to sate our bloodlust freenigs will probably have grown a mythical 3rd cock by summer

  Like0STFU0#1614637 years ago
  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Stop being gay, he'll just grow a pussy.

  Like0STFU0#1614647 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’d be fine with that

  Like0STFU0#1614657 years ago
  Vet

  Barret

  I'm so bored right now that I'm trolling anime groups.

  Like0STFU0#1614667 years ago
  Vet

  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  you ARE an animu group

  Like0STFU0#1614677 years ago
• Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Next time I’m not Going to use the pointy side Of the meat tenderizer. It actually still hurts

  Like0STFU0#298267 years ago
  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Next time smash your eggs like this

  https://muchozucko.com/5643/Meat-Hammer

  Like0STFU0#1614987 years ago
• Vet

  CartersBird

  No bush?

  Like0STFU0#298347 years ago
  Vet

  CartersBird

  https://i.imgur.com/FiIXKrZ.jpg

  Like0STFU0#1615037 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Mad bush

  Like0STFU0#1615157 years ago
• Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Silly jew

  Like1STFU1#298397 years ago
• Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie🎂

  Did you record that with an 8mm recorder? it sounds like it.

  Like0STFU0#298407 years ago
• Zucker

  bamford

  +1 for tags

  Like0STFU0#298467 years ago
  Zucker

  bamford

  use a sickle next time.

  Like1STFU0#1615497 years ago
• Zucker

  Oster

  Next time us3 a mayo lid the egg wont move so much.

  Like0STFU0#298477 years ago
  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Specifically mayo or?...

  Like0STFU0#1615547 years ago
  Vet

  severum

  Fucking Saran Wrap it to your junk, fuck.

  Like2STFU0#1615557 years ago