Late night train

Anyone know what he says?


by CUNT
Submitted on Mar 31, 2019Funny
Points: 27

Tags:Drunken sex· 13 comments

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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Hey barret I updated my phone and now it won’t let me play any media. Do you have any idea why or what I can do to fix it? Do you think it’s my browser or the phone itself? I’ve tried everything I know to try but I’m just a lowly retard

    Like3STFU1#161713
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Did you try sticking it in your urethra and pulling it out again?

    Like2STFU0#161714
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    yeah, that my ass, throwing it against my dog with a reeeeeeeeeeee, putting it in the sink and trying to wash away the error screen.... everything.......

    Like0STFU0#161715
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I also put it under my dick and smashed it with a hammer. Nothing seems to work

    Like0STFU0#161716
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    But for real I haven’t been able to watch videos on a few sites for a couple of days. I’ve updated everything and what not. idk, maybe it’s just not meant to be :(

    Like1STFU0#161717
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Phones? I dunno, can only repeat my suggestion to Sev. Try putting the phone in your butt and shit it out again.

    Like1STFU0#161718
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Barret's phone tips work .0015340 of the time. But the U2 frontman may shaft a possibly less messy alternative.

    Like0STFU0#161720
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    It’s all right I can be without internet videos for a few. I’m gonna upgrade to a goyphone88 personal spy device that runs on android so I can have more options than this faggoty shit. An sd card would be nice too.

    Like0STFU0#161721
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Check your content filter options. Maybe your phone is stuck on PG setting. Also it’s a phone, it’s as complicated as that game where you have to push coloured shapes through the correct hole.

    Like0STFU0#161727