Worms

I wormed my dog today


Submitted on Mar 31, 2019Funny

Worms
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  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    don't you worry about what happens behind the green door

    Like0STFU0#161737
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I hope you mean de-wormed

    Like1STFU0#29935
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    No, what he meant was there's some worms on the floor and his dog was by them. He took a picture and insinuated he threw them at his dog.

    Sew fahny juke

    Like0STFU0#161741
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    I suppose I could have placed some random crustacean on my wife's cooter and posted it, which was neither funny, educational or entertaining. Thanks for the downvote, it's people like you that make me smile.

    Like1STFU1#161748
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    We'll let the votes decide which sub is better.

    Like0STFU0#161751
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Awwww it looks like I ruffled the turkeyfags feathers.

    Like0STFU0#161755
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I thought he was implying the dog shit out the worms

    Like0STFU0#161756
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie๐ŸŽ‚

    Correct Bono. Semen, you can't ruffle anything of mine.

    Like1STFU1#161757
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Hey, I have an idea. Put a "random crustacean" on your fat hillbilly wife's cooter and post it. Don't forget the sign like all the rest of your lame OC.

    Like0STFU0#161759
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I guess he did mean dewormed and not wormed.

    Like0STFU0#161760
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Your wife is a fat nasty, isn't she?

    Like1STFU0#161763
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I thought he meant he boned the dog

    Like3STFU0#161766
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Prove it. Sub a pic of your crusty with a crustacean on her coot with a sign.

    Like0STFU0#161767
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    I cant yet decide who is dummer...dulltoofwillie or whuna

    Like0STFU0#161771
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Tollbooth, I called you out on a challenge. Where's the pic evidence that you could do the same and your wife isn't a cow?

    Like0STFU0#161826
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Sev is definitely a Redditor. To be that cunty takes practice.

    Like0STFU0#161828
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Nope, H6 and MS is where I hail from.

    Like0STFU0#161831
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I do get on Reddit but I don't post and comment. Just steal content. Does that make me a Redditor? No.

    I'm definitely a cunt if provoked though.

    Like0STFU0#161834
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    ACKSHUALLY using Reddit at all makes you a Redditor... you nitpicky pickle licking prick.

    Like0STFU0#161836
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Whays going on here...

    Like0STFU0#161837
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    So I guess you're a Redditor too, mF. Let's dock, bro.

    Like0STFU0#161838
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Oster, summarized, I hurt tBw feelers, I called him out and his butt buddies are stepping in to attack the big bad Severdumb.

    Like0STFU0#161839
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    To be fair you ACTSHULLY'D fegamaggot at least twice

    Like1STFU0#161843
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Ackshually! Actshuuuly! It was more like three times.

    Like1STFU0#161844
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why is willie calling himself an aids infected tool? Don't be so hard on yourself turkbro

    Like0STFU0#161868
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Oh little TbWillie, can't catch a break. Shit rep, shit subs, derp comments, a cow of a white trash wife and no back bone to prove none of this isn't true.

    Like0STFU0#161935
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I'm not a butt buddy, you're just a Redditor so you've been conditioned to respond negatively to anything that's not direct praise or DNC propaganda.

    Not everything is a circlejerk just because enough people agree.

    But I digress... show me a kickflip.

    Like1STFU0#162074
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Now I'm a democrat. Ooookay.

    /pats TheDude on head

    Like0STFU0#162083
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Still didn't do a flip, come on, you gotta get down on Friday

    Like0STFU0#162165
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You still didn't dock with me for us both being Redditors.

    Like0STFU0#162166