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UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
A big mutha fuckin' gun and lots of antibiotics, antivirals and Marvin Acme's leak-proof condoms.
JordanSimms
If bareback, pick up some clorox to dip your little buddy into. Unless it no longer matters.
CartersBird
+1 for the medication. Bring a giant bottle of over the counter antibiotics or something.
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Seriously, the only red headed Negresses I've seen are in the same place MD gets his dates.

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