Let's Save Jesus!

Guy thinks it's real


Submitted on Jul 15, 2019WTF
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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, went to the doc today, found out my blood pressure was up again, 210/130+, a new personal best. She wanted to put me in the hospital and almost started crying, then called in another doctor to try and convince me to put myself in. But... I'll be busy for the next few days so fuck that. Internet time will be spotty.

    In 3 days I'll either be enjoying the sun in Paradise again, or hell, either way, Hah, Giggles is gay.

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Holy fuck man, take yourself to the hospital. In the meantime I won't mind taking over your admin duties.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    FlashGordon as admin ?? fuck that. Barret I besiege and beg you to get yourself sorted. also im surprised your head has popped like a cork with pressure like that. Do some exercise

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Nice eulogy Fred. Might have made his last 3 hairs twitch had he seen it.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    god damn my nord nigger..you need to get that shit lowered

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The thing that truly frightens me is giggles seemingly being nice. I hope its just because he doesn't want Flash as a mod.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    HAPPY B-HOLE DAY MAH FELLOW B-TARD!!!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    BIRTHDAY WEEK FUCK YEAH

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Its someone's birthday this week....fuck yeah!!!! ( having a job immobilises my fckn whatever glad it is, to enjoy life everyday)..I love you $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$… And I'm still , the sexiest non dole bludgun cunt here...so..get a beer in ya , stay away from cock! That leads to disease and suicide...

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    a good solid 1 3/4 years sans that pig fuckin faggot whuna

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Speaking from experience and a bad aftermath: don't fuck with your BP.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Update : Made it in one piece. Started nose bleeding on the airplane when we did the dive before landing, because of the pressure I guess, that made me nervous but it stopped eventually, so that must mean I'm healthy now.

    The condo I'm staying at is so new that no one even lived in this room before, the mattress was still wrapped in plastic and cardboard. Of course the fuckin Thais would put the bedsheets and stuff on it with the wrapping intact.

    That's because they are so poor that they never actually saw a new mattress before.

    https://i.imgur.com/y6vtcOa.jpg

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hardly any people even live here, I seem to have the entire place to myself, I'm basically the Caesar of this tiny Roman empire. Pool all to myself all day!

    https://i.imgur.com/qLwEVEQ.jpg

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    So, youre just going to get more fat, and bald?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Considering shaving so you guys can't make fun of me anymore.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I should start throwing paper planes with 20 baht bills down on the shanty town to see if they will fight over them...

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    do whores charge you less if you're attractive?

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    If you drive them safely, save there ass from time to time, they charge zero, and supply decent drugs.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    No matter how fugly you are mymakoretartedwalrusdragon,.. Look after the ladies of the night.. They look after you...

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    bamfords mum always let me do her for free

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Barret's Blog. Year 2. Day 5.

    I now understand what the expression Shit Fire means.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    you understood that forever ago.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Barret's Pattaya Blog. Year 2. Day 10.

    Wow that guy at the market with a stump for arms and legs moved several feet from last year already. I saw him move 2 chin lengths. I wonder where he's headed. Maybe the hospital?

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  • Mucho User 4YearsLaterNoob

    4YearsLater

    No wonder why the Romans couldn't stand the Israelites..

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    May I sit on your lap uncle rooster?

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  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Funny. Guess he's goin to hell..if you think hell exists.. Unlike obviously 9/11 cover up. Van Allen radiation belt likely causing issues. GHBW green lighting JFK assassination. Cliff Burton death caused Metallica's sell out

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    so the Van Allen belt caused the fake Jesus to be fake shanked by the fake wop?

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    The van Allen belts are a mystery...just ask NASA

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    The fake Jesus has been held aloft for far too long. It's time pol took responsibility for themselves.,and their side bitch and/or hooker ...so I shall. Me and marmalade are official..(yes, the marmalade jar from the fridge).. I sell her sweet ass to the margarine and seeded bread sluts..we have open relations...Vegemitecumtoo...

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Who is the greater slut, the marmalade or the margarine?

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  • Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Jesus Christ has the same origin story as so many other "messiahs." If Jesus did exist he was probably just a charismatic guy and natural leader and all the other BS about him was made up by others.

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    Mucho User 4YearsLaterNoob

    4YearsLater

    Given the age of the story of this Jesus person coupled with the mass ignorance of the populus as a whole, He may have been (if in fact he even existed) a charlatan who was caught and punished by the Romans as a con man and his delusional believers embellished his being as a way to serve his memory.. Or He was the first recorded case of personality disorder known to man... A batshit crazy mental patient by today's standards.. Or, His mother was a whore and made the "whole Immaculate conception" story up to hide from her husband the fact that she was fucking around on him.. A lot. It's just comforting to know that in our modern society we don't nail people to crosses anymore. Now just have multi million dollar "Incidents" such as Waco to quell the voices of the delusional.. And the Government gets to lie their asses off about it afterwards..

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