Before & After Pattaya

The nose grew 3 sizes that year.


Submitted on Jul 16, 2019Muchoers Gone Wild
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Before & After Pattaya

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Think I understand how Punky happened.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Punky is a dumpster baby raised by a pack of stray dogs. Where is he anyway?

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That was before Scandinavia.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok 2 minutes of that is enough.

    Or it should be played loudly on repeat through the whole thing.

    One or the other.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Your eyes are closer together in the second photo. And rounder.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The heat and moisture slowly melts your facial bonestructure.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well! I'm embarking on a long and perilous journey of airplane food and Thai visa controls, wish me luck!

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    cant wait to see the 'after and after' photos

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I cant wait for barrets version of this

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You look like a amish pedo with a severe coke problem.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You guys are probably sick of hearing about this shit, I'll give you an update anyway.

    I've really been trying to take it easy since I got here 10 days ago. I haven't touched alcohol or cigarettes, drink exclusively only water and some tea. Trying to eat healthy and exercise every day, avoiding sugary and salty food (which is about 90% of it). Today I went for an hour long swim and then a 2 hour walk. I'm basically the most boring guy in Pattaya at the moment.

    I don't even go to bars except the one I hang out and play pool in, nor do I take girls home, just have a steady girl I've known for a couple of years, can see her one or two days a week when she's not working in her family restaurant. She's a nice girl and I wouldn't mind staying with her until we get sick of each other.

    It seems to have worked as the blood pressure went down to about 140/85 in the last 2 weeks, down from 210/130.

    Since I developed diabetes 2 again, I try to stay clear of sugary foods, although that doesn't seem to help, my blood sugar levels are still stuck at 13+ every day. They put sugar in everything and its hard to avoid or ask for no-sugar when ordering, they might actually nod and agree, then put extra sugar, because they don't understand shit.

    I get a discomfort in my chest sometimes, not painful, its like someone is slightly clenching a fist around my heart and its unnerving, makes me think of that scene from Indiana Jones where the native pulls someone's heart out with his hand, but overall I feel a lot healthier already and I'm gonna make sure I keep living near a pool and swim a lot.

    Sidenote : I'm pondering doing an obnoxious "look at this cool stuff" sub every day to annoy you guys until I hit 0 rep. Maybe some food pictures.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    A lite water pill will clear up that blood pressure issue. 210/130 is death level.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Taking some pills already, Losartan/Hydrochlorothiazide Krka, the first part is equal to Cozaar, and the second part is supposed to make me go pee more or something, dunno if that counts as a water pill.

    Yeah the doc wanted me to cancel my trip and go to the hospital, she kept checking my pressure and looked more disturbed every time.

    Its confusing because some people act like its super high and dangerous, but most people don't seem bothered by it. Its hard to explain to people why I won't drink.

    "Come oooon, a little bottle of Sambucca can't hurt".

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fucking forget about that bullshit , post a video of you getting buttfucked by a 6 foot ladyboi

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol, thinking there are 6 foot ladybois here...

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Barret eat more greens and fruits. Spinach and blueberries will be your friend.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I eat a lot of greens, they just happen to be drenched in fish sauce, soy sauce, salt and sugar. Blueberries eh.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    And water. Water is basically tasteless sugar.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah trying to avoid salt, its really not easy.

    Water...wait what?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You got that from Alex Jones didn't you.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Mick would suggest smoking weed to relax.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    water is basically tasteless sugar?..did you mean to say that?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    mick will have actually achieved something in life oster as actually achieved nothing

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Weed really can hit the spot. But so would a shot of heroine... Two drugs on opposite sides of the spectrum. Lol don't do heroine.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Shit.. people take that water comment too serious. It was a oster joke obviously.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Hhahaha fries will always hate me.. i love it.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Flash, shrooms and lsd is pretty fun. Although you need to get over that you're not dead and this is after life.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    You sound like you'd be really fun to listen to on a Podcast, and fucking insufferable in person.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I would rather haver ingrowing toenails than oster on any medium

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    What can I say. Im boring.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    DrGiggles

    finally you admit. whereas I only find mildly irritating.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I like water. Clorthalidone is the water pill you peak of, barboi.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The water thing doesn't seem to do much if its supposed to make me pee more, still only pee about twice a day like before.

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