Loosen Your Grip!

Giant penile Lymphedema caused by chronic penile strangulation with a rubber band.. (The black arrow points to the pee hole..) Or, what not to do when your bored..

Mucho User 4YearsLater
Submitted on Jul 17, 2019WTF
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Loosen Your Grip!
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  • Mucho User 4YearsLaterNoob

    4YearsLater

    The bottom one looks like he's been scratching at it pretty good,. Peeling off the layer of leather-like protective crust the thing looks like it's cocooned in.. Looks pretty thick n crusty up towards the top..

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    It's like if refried beans was an animal you could slaughter and cure.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    a can of tuna is a fucking feast for cats. maybe british folks are the analog.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s down to ability. Even the most simple things can be outstanding if done correctly. If all you can do is fry everything, your perception of food is warped to low standard.

    <—— this guy can cook.

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Crock pot foods are the most flavorful meals you can ever make I think... Just set it to low amd slow for the best flavor... I make a fucking mean Chicago style Italian Beef in a crock pot. When your food crazed father in law is raving about how good it is, and they're all getting seconds, you did well.

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    My ex thought she could copy my recipe when I wasn't around one time, damn was it not the same too. Both my kids eat the shit out of it when I make it and I use extra Pepperoni's/juice. Not when she made it though... Love her anyway. She tried. Can't fuck with the master.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    bullshit.. looks more like a growth of sorts

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