Detroit

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Submitted on Aug 3, 2019Funny
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Detroit

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    never underestimate the depths of retardity the niggercrats will stoop to

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Inner city low income individuals*

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Reason number 175427 why northern california is better.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "Better" only means you get to trade minorities for faggot hippies

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Which is... "better" in some cases, I guess

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    On the behalf of northern California. I will trade "jah" for "que".

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I would rather deal with the CA spics than CLE niggers.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And on that we can all agree

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Judges will set high bonds for felonies and sex crimes.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Fucking idiots. 99% probability they didn't actually pay the full bond, they paid a bondsman 10% of the total bond (if they did pay the full bond they would get it back when he showed up to court which they obviously thought he would. Really noble of them.)

    The current national trend is to do away with bonding companies and have private firms evaluate flight risk of each defendant to "eliminate racism." Yea, right. Cali is the state to watch as its estimated it will be at least $30B just to implement the first year. And nobody has seen racism like what will happen when this gets implemented unless you lived in the 1950's (to an extent without water cannons).

    A Bondsmen's job is to keep people OUT of jail and we could care less about their race. Ive reposted bond for people multiple times who miss but call me to tell me (we get a continuance from the judge) They have to have a co-signer and pay the fee (10% to 20% depending on severity of the charge) and just show up to court. That's it. Most jurisdictions have a "walk-in docket" where they don't even need a bondsmen. For misdemeanors judges usually will throw out the charges s long as they show up for their court date. If they miss court they can either repost bond or the court mandates we return them to the custody of the court system. If we cant do either I forfeit the entire bond. I have all the incentive to determine if my defendant is going to miss or not and I'm pretty good at it (roughly 10% miss on me)

    I usually get accused of being a racist when I have to track down a black defendant who has missed court multiple times though he/she signed a contract promising to go to court having only to pay a fraction of what the bond would have cost them. They get even more upset if I have a black partner with me. LOL.

    So good luck Cali. Your cops barely have enough time to do their primary job with all the associated paperwork, and then be tasked with the job to track down and serve warrants on fugitives whose crimes mostly amount to traffic misdemeanors and dui and non-violent offenses.

    Tards.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Ih, and if it was a cash bond, the judge believes he actually did it. No bondsman involved he pays the entire bond. And gets it back (at least here) when ha goes to court.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    california is pretty much a one party state..i believe as far as state-wide offices, 1 is held by a "republican"...most "republicans" in this state are a novelty and have to suck the asses of the faggot democrat overlords...i cant fuckin wait until this state entirely implodes.there are simply no surprises as far what kind of stupid laws and policies these cunts will cook up.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Paying for plastic bags was my last straw.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    On the other hand... my local supermarket has stepped up the quality of their plastic bags. Thick and re-usable as a shopping tote. 10 cents. What the fuck you gonna do

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Interesting peek into JS's life though... I admire men with strength

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Note: people that say "cali" wore puke shell necklaces.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Puka, puke same thing.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Oster feels much more comfortable with his "Groceries " in a small tightly fit paper bag.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Becides, who goes to the fucken supermarket any more has anybody ever heard of instacart or Anazon Whole foods? They bring all your shit directly to your house

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    as much as I want to ridicule America and its judicial system , this sort of thing happens in most countrys

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that makes even less sense than why americans removed 'u' from English words

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Because U needed us to win.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I... yeah you're right.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You havent been touched in years

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Half are incels, half are middle aged and married, so no

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Oyster, you asterixed a misspelling, with a misspelling... You fuckin' ugly daft twat....I wish you had been one of the 29 killed in the mass media shooting..

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The oster hate pleases me.

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